Why on earth do you keep walnuts in a fridge?
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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It's not a terrible idea, the oils can go rancid.
This! Nuts belong in the fridge.
You have to eat nuts pretty slowly for this to be a problem in my experience. I have had nuts go rancid but they were really old. It's like sauces - they say "keep refrigerated" on the bottle but if you use them consistently it's better not to crowd the fridge/keep space for higher priority things.
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Interesting way to cool down from inside
Not really, people have been enjoying refreshing, cold drinks for like, forever.
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Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
I guess the internet hasn't burned away all of my innocence, that's the first thing I saw. 😆
One is for regular days, another for when I deserve a treat, the bigger (2L) one for when I deserve an even bigger treat, etc.
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My guess is that this is an at least two person household. One drinks Coke Zero and one drinks regular. I don't think I've ever seen someone do both. Could also be why there are two toys instead of one.
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Perfect response
you know what? you're right, I really shouldn't be browsing Lemmy at work
Surviving the heat wave I see
Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don't want salmonella.
Yo, be safe. That lettuce in there should probably be thrown out. Don't want your fun times getting extra messy.
It is crazy to think someone storing toys with their lettuce was still more cleansly than the lettuce making it to our stores/restaurants somehow
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Glad to see SOME greens in the fridge. Gotta stay healty
Chance of explosive diarrhoea notwithstanding.
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Stop storing beverages in the toy fridge. Honestly, what is wrong with people???
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alt: an elephant standing inside a room. text at the bottom says "address me".
Are you mixing zero and normal coke? To concoct the exact right amount of heart failure?
If you mix Coke zero and regular coke you are dividing by zero. You want black holes? because, that's how you get black holes.
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Oh, you're who Bad Dragon goes to for those size comparison photos
Multiple dildos in fridge
Rolls eyes
Multiple cases opened for same beverage
"Get the rope!"
Normal Coke Enjoyer.
We all enjoy a coke, walnut and lettuce soup while sitting on a dildo every now and then but they should at least be kept on seperate shelves in the fridge, this doesn't feel sanitary.
Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.
No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?
Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear
There are sex toys in the picture! No one is mentioning the SEX TOYS that are in this picture at all! Everyone is talking about the coke and the mixing and ratios and whatever as if this isn't reality! WHY!? What has gone wrong with the world?! Is it ME?! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE
Stop changing the topic!
Some of them look like bad Dragons which I'm told can be very expensive. A true connoisseur I suspect.
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Average hotel room fridge at a furry con meetup.
As someone who just dealt with a kidney stone, drink some more water!
I should buy a dildo but I'm still too scared to put anything in my ass. Gotta practice first anyways.
Edit : I could also go for some Coke Zero.
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most sanitary lettuce I've seen in weeks
Who puts dildoes in fridges and why?
Ever been to Arizona? Great way to reduce your core temperature after a walk outside.
As a Californian leaving soft petroleum based products in climaticly uncontrollabled environments in Arizona is a great way of having melted versions of said products.
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