Walnuts in the refrigerator? That's weird.
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I'm the same way. I buy like 7 or 8 of the 35 packs from Costco. When I get my own place, I plan to buy a coke soda fountain like they have at restaurants and stuff. I figure its cheaper in the long run, and its probably better for the environment.
Pretty sure they run on syrups. Just buy a big container of it. If you need it to be carbonized, buy a carbonizor. No need to spend 2k on a dispensor.
At least you're eating your vegetables
I've also got an egg!
At some point you just start buying the 2 liters
Not the same.
Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.
No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?
Nice try Violet08, you've exposed your alt account.
you know what? you're right, I really shouldn't be browsing Lemmy at work
Glad to see SOME greens in the fridge. Gotta stay healty
I wanted to add more greens to the collection, but it gets expensive. Been eyeing the new Puff the Magic Bad Dragon release and saving my pennies!
Chance of explosive diarrhoea notwithstanding.
I don't like the walnuts. I don't know but i don't
Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don't want salmonella.
We all enjoy a coke, walnut and lettuce soup while sitting on a dildo every now and then but they should at least be kept on seperate shelves in the fridge, this doesn't feel sanitary.
most sanitary lettuce I've seen in weeks
Wash your vegetables well.
Multiple dildos in fridge
Rolls eyes
Multiple cases opened for same beverage
"Get the rope!"
Who puts dildoes in fridges and why?
Ever been to Arizona? Great way to reduce your core temperature after a walk outside.
As a Californian leaving soft petroleum based products in climaticly uncontrollabled environments in Arizona is a great way of having melted versions of said products.
Have you guys been to Washington State? Also, suppose you put the dildos to use too fast so they are stuck in there. Like licking a frozen metal pole, sort of stuck. What's the safest way to...oh you know what, nevermind! It came lose. Wait this dildo wasn't red this morning!
Is silicone petroleum based? I thought the reason it was the preferred material for adult action now is that it was super stable and body safe.
Silicone is not oil based I think. I just kinda assumed they used a rubber base.
They misheard when somebody said they enjoy a nice cold coke in the evening...
Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
One is for regular days, another for when I deserve a treat, the bigger (2L) one for when I deserve an even bigger treat, etc.
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two people live there ? a dude and a lady who is unsatisfied with said coke zero drinking bf .
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