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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Just watched a video essay about a game made by a PlayBoy model in the 90s who was quoted as saying her biggest turn on is a PC with a lot of RAM.

(game is Riana Rouge made by Gillian Bonner)

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 4 points 3 hours ago

By Earlybird right? That was a fun watch.

How much are these TittyChips?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 25 points 12 hours ago

Random Access Mammories.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Vast tracts of memory cells.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it's DDR3, so ...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 10 hours ago

I'd set up a hypervisor with maxed DDR3 in a heart beat.

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 63 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

They were right there the whole time.

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Imo the best meme out of this crisis.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 42 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

"mind if I pet a bit" -the other girl, probably

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hayvan@piefed.world 1 points 19 hours ago
[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

but that would only be a quarter of one breast

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 3 points 21 hours ago

It'd be a lot less than that if two breasts are 1000 terabytes

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

All those memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[–] zorflieg@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

So close "All those mammaries will be lost in time, like tears in rain." 😀

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 20 hours ago

Curse these unrealistic ~~beauty~~ capacity standards!

[–] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 22 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

1000 TB is 1 PB

AI uses around 500 PB worldwide

Breasts are not big enough

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

Clone her and there will be another two breasts to meet demand

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago

You can fit so many pirated movies into those titties.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 19 hours ago

Johnny Mnemonic 2, Mammory Boogaloo

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

This looks hilarious what is this?

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Buttobi CPU • I Dream of Mimi

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 hours ago

It turns out that the PC2198 is an advanced bio-type computer that needs a nearly constant input of sperm to function

In a different universe the Wachowskis made this instead of the matrix

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Ah, so its that kind of anime.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I could be wrong, since I've never watched it, but it looks similar to what I've seen of Golden Boy.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Oh man I completely forgot about that show.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 22 hours ago

No idea, found it on social media

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Does it have extra FPS via Mammory 5 methods

[–] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 9 points 22 hours ago

I'd like to make a full system backup please