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[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 121 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Fellowship of the Pedo Ring

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." 👀

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is the only one that should be. The others will just feed his narcissism.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

No. 2 lmaoo

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Special Olympics should give him a peace prize.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nah, i'd imagine the special olympics actually has a spine

from what i've seen, they seem pretty cool

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's some joke to be made about quadriplegic people with more spine than able-bodied people with a stick up their ass...

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

That skinny white girl's about to need medical attention. From Trump's "aura," not the black dudes.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This one sucks, the meme is to put him in places he DOESN'T belong

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, he doesn't fit all that well with the Hitler youth

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Well, maybe they are a bit to old to his likings

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Top one needs comical distance between him and the friends.

Bottom one needs a little space, and to flip him, so he looks like he's just said something stupid to everyone.

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The firdt pne works for me - everyone bit him has a partner (and a place to belong)

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Infantino delicately informs Trump that he is not a part of the Fellowship.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Despatico plays

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He tried to get in on the world cup spain team picture

And then Fifa and Spain is edited him out

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yall know he likes this attention, right?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I doubt he's checking Lemmy to see if people are talking about him tbh.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I sent him an invite on Truth Social, but he never replied.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

stop.making.stupid.people.famous.com

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I think he’s already pretty well-known.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He doesn't look stupid and pathetic enough. I don't like this.

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] LunaMayBloom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I had one of the best laughs of past week seeing him trying to he a part of Spain winning celebration in the world cup. Then the other guy had to tell him and get him out. Lol.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wasn't there a very similar russian meme of "man standing there."

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

If the mushy brained dementia riddled kiddie fiddler ever saw the LOTR picture then it'd think, "I can't remember that picture being taken. Oh yes, that was the day that Aragorn shit my pants."

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd make one with Lindsey Graham and his ladybugs, but no one wants to see that.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Fuck off, why'd you remind me

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Can someone put him in Da Vinci's The last supper?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

On a complete tangent, those hobbits would’ve got a lot more pats and tousles from their human friends irl, they are so adorable