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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by vogi@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] valar@lemmy.ca 314 points 6 days ago (5 children)

bladeless fan
looks inside
blades

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 255 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

wireless router

looks inside

wires

[–] exu@feditown.com 58 points 6 days ago (11 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

_ It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces) _ -> It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces)

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[–] valar@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

scam
looks inside
marketing

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

You mean the other way around, right? Marketing ---> looks inside ---> scam

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

dead inside

looks inside

gut biome

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It turned into a heated argument with a manager who, in the middle of project she complains is "taking too long" (despite constant scope creep, moving targets of adding stuff and changing expectations)...she walks up to my desk with her home modem/router she got from ISP. She kept saying it's "wireless" but didn't understand that 1. You still needed to plug the coax into the wall and 2. YOU STILL NEEDED TO PLUG THE POWER CORD INTO THE FUCKING WALL

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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 77 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There's a bit in 'deadpool and wolverine' where they're in the multidimensional junkyard and characters from marvel properties with aborted film projects also end up there. So like 'blade', and the various attempted 'fantastic four' movies.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Well, the latest F4 hasn't been abandoned yet.

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty confident it's from Deadpool and Wolverine.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Can't believe I forgot about that. Best Blade movie since the original.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

assless chaps Looks inside

spoilerAss

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All chaps, by definition, are assless.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago

I knew a chap in university that most definitely possessed ass.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yo dawg I heard you like fans, so I put a fan in your fan...

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (5 children)

how does serverless architecture work?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

By using someone else's computer.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

True serverless architecture doesn't.

It's the computers that cause all the trouble after all.

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 87 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (49 children)

Its true there is a fan in the base of all bladeless fans, but the fan is smaller then traditional fan designs and moves the same if not more air then traditional fans.

Air is pulled in through the base and forced through a thin slit. This fast stream of air creates an area of low pressure, drawing in and amplifying surrounding air behind the slits.

Because air "sticks" to itself, when you get some air moving (by breathing out, for example), the initial bit of air that you move "drags" some air with it from beside and behind. This is what Dyson calls "air multiplier technology".

Dyson uses this property of air to claim that they only have to move a fraction of air (with the fan in the base) of all the air that blows past you.

Here is a example of how this works, and how you can use one breath to fill a large bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAAelB7nN14

Here is a image of the multiplier effect, from the original intake of air at the bottom. You can see the air is multiplied from behind and infront of the fan.

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[–] ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe 92 points 6 days ago (18 children)

still a miss-labeling to call them bladeless fans, just because the blades are hidden. by that logic my beef raviolis are vegetarian (tbf: the catholic church made a similar claim during the medieval ages).

Bernoulli Fan is not only more accurate, it also sounds much cooler.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 days ago (6 children)

To play devil's advocate, there are no exposed blades at the point of use. I'd wager people who buy "bladeless" fans are more concerned with aesthetics and avoiding a crying toddler than they are with semantic accuracy. We call Wi-Fi "wireless" even though the router is plugged in.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I can stick my peepee into a bladeless fan and not worry about cuts so there's that.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

well, no, see, you can't.

you can stick it through it. but you can't stick it in it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You can't tell me what I can and can't do with my own peepee.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hope you win some international competitions with this handle so announcer has to yell out "SATAN'S MAGGOTY CUM FART wins!"

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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

there's a type of German meat dumplings called Herrgottsbescheißerle, which literally means "little things that bullshit the Lord" for the same reason

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, Beef comes from cows, and cows only eat vegetation, so beef raviolis are vegetarian. Now, I’m not a Rocket Biologist, but I think the math here is pretty conclusive.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

A traditional fan also pulls air from around its blades using the same principal. A bladeless is just a gimmick it has no actual benefits.

Here's a video on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSo5PmZZJM

It turns out, a bladeless fan is even less efficient than a traditional one. It works better, when you remove the casing.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it has no actual benefits.

  • no toddler will put their hands in to it
  • can look better for some people
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

Toddler hands don't go through the protection of a classic fan, if it's built like after 1965.

Also we were not discussing esthetics but efficiency.

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[–] vogi@piefed.social 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ironically love Lemmy for the explainers you get on a shitpost. Only stumbled on this cause I was looking it up myself. Thanks for the write up :)

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Keep in mind, that the explanation is wrong.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

It's also just Dyson's completely overpriced bullshit. It makes weak air flow and has no real benefit for use as a fan.

Project Farm has tested them a couple different times. They're expensive aesthetic toys.

*Edit: While I'm on a bit of a Dyson rant; I'd just like to also say that I HATE their hand dryers that some places bathrooms use.

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s the same reason I use a beef bouillon cube in place of real meat when I feed my vegan friends. It’s much smaller so it doesn’t count.

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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Sir, this is a ~~Wendy’s~~ shitpost community.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And yet despite the fact that they're using less electricity and a smaller fan somehow the product costs five times as much as a normal fan. How does that work?

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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 6 days ago

Hey hey, no spoilers I haven't gotten to see The Odyssey yet!

[–] spontaneoushumancombustion@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

It's OnlyFans!

[–] antitomi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 days ago

I am not a fan.

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