What do we need?

MOAR DAKKA!!

Maybe it's just the authors way to vent and people interpret way to much into it

My English teacher back in school always said "life is hard and unfair"

Another fun fact: If we could hear the sun and it would suddenly disappear we would still hear it for another 13 to 14 years.

I haven't seen plastic bags in years

In my industrial mechanic apprenticeship I had a stay in the maintenance department. In the time had to clean out a several hundred liter tank of spoiled cooling lubricant of a CNC machine. If not maintained properly it becomes a breeding ground for bacteria and fungi and it almost made me puke the first time I broke the surface of the waste at the bottom of the tank after pumping the fluids out. It didn't get much better when I had to shovel out the rest of it.

I will never work in maintenance again.

(Edit because I tried something short because I wasn't able to comment here last time I tried)

Sadly you'll most likely be right

There's a reason they're called minors

Oh, I'm terribly sorry that I didn't get the joke

Other one?

I have a Galaxy S10 for 5+ years now

That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he's trying to tell us something