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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by vogi@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] valar@lemmy.ca 316 points 2 months ago (5 children)

bladeless fan
looks inside
blades

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 256 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

wireless router

looks inside

wires

[–] exu@feditown.com 58 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

_ It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces) _ -> It works on my end (without leading and trailing spaces)

[–] exu@feditown.com 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like it's specifically when an underscore follows a normal letter instead of whitespace. Not sure if that's as intended by the markdown spec, incorrect in Voyager or unspecifed

With underscores:

normal_italics_ normal italics

With asterisks:

normalitalics normal italics

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like it's specifically when an underscore follows a normal letter instead of whitespace. Not sure if that's as intended by the markdown spec, incorrect in Voyager or unspecifed

That's almost certainly intended behavior, otherwise any underscore would trigger formatting (much like the asterisk does instead of allowing snake_case_naming

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

You can escape formatting characters with a leading backslash.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

markdown uses asterisks for italics.
2 asterisks is bold
3 is italic and bold

[–] exu@feditown.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know. Underscores also work though for italics

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That may be a lemmy specific way to markdown

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[–] valar@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You mean the other way around, right? Marketing ---> looks inside ---> scam

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Deceptive marketing and scams are interchangeable because they're the same thing—the direction doesn't matter. I put scam first because it was in the previous commment.

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Makes sense

Btw, do you still need help with your Microsoft account? I offer the service for free. But I do need your credit card information. For identification purposes.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Marketing -> looks inside -> scam -> looks inside -> marketing -> looks inside -> scam

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

OnlyFans doesn't even sell fans.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

dead inside

looks inside

gut biome

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

dead don't

inside open

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It turned into a heated argument with a manager who, in the middle of project she complains is "taking too long" (despite constant scope creep, moving targets of adding stuff and changing expectations)...she walks up to my desk with her home modem/router she got from ISP. She kept saying it's "wireless" but didn't understand that 1. You still needed to plug the coax into the wall and 2. YOU STILL NEEDED TO PLUG THE POWER CORD INTO THE FUCKING WALL

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a bit in 'deadpool and wolverine' where they're in the multidimensional junkyard and characters from marvel properties with aborted film projects also end up there. So like 'blade', and the various attempted 'fantastic four' movies.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, the latest F4 hasn't been abandoned yet.

[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They've tried like ten times and they're always bad.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aw... I really liked First Steps. One of the few genuinely artistic pieces of film to emerge from the Marvel Slop Farm since COVID.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I also liked it. Only gripe I have is Reed didn't get a whole lot of stretch time :^(

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty confident it's from Deadpool and Wolverine.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't believe I forgot about that. Best Blade movie since the original.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I actually quite liked all of them to some degree. I even enjoyed the awful CGI rubber ninjas fight scene; I know the movement was unrealistic but I was young enough that I figured it was superhuman vampire flexibility. However, I agree that the first one was the best.

Trinity was my second introduction to Ryan Reynolds, so that helped some. (I'm pretty sure I first saw him in Van Wilder.) Also Wesley Snipes saying "gootchie goo" to a baby was pretty hilarious, though reflecting on that I'm not sure they ever explained how he got that child back to its mother.

Also, I think Natasha Lyonne was in that. I knew I recognized her when my wife started watching OitNB, but it took me forever to figure out why.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, I guess I'm about to watch Blade 3 again.

The "rubber ninjas" instantly ruined the film for me. That scene is seared into my memory, and takes second place after the entirety of The Phantom Menace for film betrayal.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like I mentioned, I honestly kind of enjoyed it as I was able to explain away the lack of reality. What really bothered me was, I think right before it, Whistler comes out with some sort of big firearm, then just stands there while a ninja knocks it out of his hands and slaps him in the face.

Again, I explained it away to myself (vampire ninja has superspeed, standing still was just meant to demonstrate that) but, even if that was what was intended, it just wasn't very well done.

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[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago
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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

assless chaps Looks inside

spoilerAss

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All chaps, by definition, are assless.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

I knew a chap in university that most definitely possessed ass.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yo dawg I heard you like fans, so I put a fan in your fan...

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

Is it the Only Fan?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago