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[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 157 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Love that this is how I found out

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 41 points 2 weeks ago

Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me too, didn't expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump's lap dog.

Also McConnell is dead, they just don't want a special election

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.

Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump's balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn't lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

I find out about people who've died by this, more than probably any other way.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

McConnell and Graham in one week!?

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately

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[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It's a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That is so awesome.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 49 points 2 weeks ago

Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I'd hoped for, but I'll certainty take it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

25? please add a couple zeros. it ain't a jackpot, but it's a nice prize.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh come on. This is ridiculous.

We all know he already got McConnell.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.

I'm more than happy to be wrong about this

[–] Beangut@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I just hope he's in pain if he's still alive

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[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Weekend at Bernie's meets Freddy Fazbear.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh well that settles it. He's obviously just fine.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Not on my bingo card

[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is how I find out Lindsey died?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

I think the parades don't start until 0900 EST so you're good.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, me too.

[–] Kimika@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Death is on Free Play, there's just a lot of prizes in the claw game.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 weeks ago

THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!

[–] SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 17 points 2 weeks ago

Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bad things come in threes.

So you’re probably right about it being two.

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Next round’s on me 🍻

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

If you no one celebrates your death you've lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Well somebody's gotta warm up hell before ol' Mitch goes downstairs

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Hoimo@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.

Not even all his isses have been wassed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t'other day. That wasn't bad.

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