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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

My home server still has 96GB. At this rate i might shut it down and call it my retirement plan

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

i have 32gb ram. run video, emulation, jukebox simultaneously daily

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

More fun than I thought it would be.

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 46 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

NOT THE ORB MANS

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world -3 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

dammit not another whale worshipper :3

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Big girls make the best noises when you slam everything you have into their fupa.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Why -5? This, this is shitposting.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as "The Penguin Which Brings Doom." As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.

I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!

She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!

I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.

Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)

Farewell!

With love, Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I'm not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Uncanny valley. Them being a lost nut seems just as plausible as it being a shitpost.

Edit: also, even of they are doing a parody, it's more of an annoying one than a funny one IMO. Seeing another one of their comments confirmed that for me.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.

This is one of my libraries:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 15 hours ago

Below 32gb is unusable. Can't even load rimworld

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two ~~Chrome~~ Librewolf tabs

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world -4 points 13 hours ago

if you used Brave you could open 3

easy

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 9 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I'm still getting by with the machine I built in 2016 with what I thought was a beefy 16GB of RAM. Hopefully I can get some cheap parts and build something better after the AI bubble bursts.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

My main laptop is also 16GB. It's from 2017 and was one of the last models left that had an incorporated DVD-player. It still runs so well I have no plans to replace it. I will mourn it when it goes. It's been so hassle-free

It also has a separate input for your mic. Green for headphones, red for mic.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

16 is fine. I still use a laptop with 4 when I'm traveling

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Depends on what OS your using and what you're doing on it, but even with windows 16 should be enough, the problem will come if you want to use 3d editing software or video editing software, games should be fine in my experience.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Sometime between November 5th 2024 and Jan 20th 2025 I decided I had better replace my ailing laptop before something drove prices up. I was debating between the 32G of RAM I needed and the 64G I wanted. I am really glad I splurged back then. The way costs have gone between tariffs and AI's demand for braaainz (plus the fact that vibe coders don't make any account for efficiency or specs) it feels like I practically got it for free.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

I'm happy both my PCs have 32 😅.

Laptop is at 16 but the expansion slot is broken so it is what it is. 16GB on linux is alright for me though.

I did splurge on a 2TB 990Pro SSD though, that I am so happy about!

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

i would sell them and retire

[–] neoblame@fedinsfw.app 4 points 20 hours ago

Ten lemmy client,sir༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Is this a sloppified version, exacerbating the reason 32 rams is so scarce right now?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 23 hours ago

I hope not!

I found it elsewhere myself 🤷🏻

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 22 hours ago

Obviously it would be simple enough to make it right. But the skin looks a bit "smoothed" here or something. That would be far from the first time that we saw a meme go through some AI upscaling or whatever.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 4 points 21 hours ago

I would compile 2 versions of LibreWolf from source at the same time man

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

I read this in their voice.

[–] homes@piefed.world -4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Give me some of that downvote hate too then, I guess. Safari is optimized for the hardware by the people who make both sides of it. With regards to which browser can most performantly handle two tabs at once, Safari’s gotta be up there if not first.

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't read past your request for a down vote. I got chu fam.

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

People forget where chrome actually came from. Except Safari gets all of that before the bullshit.

And we still get the awesome ad blocking extensions

Edit: Apple gets so much hate, but there are probably the biggest corporate contributors to FOSS. macOS is probably the most famous UNIX/BSD distro for the last 25 years.

It’s probably on more computers than System V or NeXTSTEP or Solaris ever was

[–] evadersnack@sopuli.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They accelerate emerging standards like USB 4 and UMA that’s being used by other parties now.

I am no fanboy but I can’t point to hardware or privacy-centric innovations from any other FAANG without Apple’s involvement.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

FireWire

Thunderbolt

DisplayPort

Thank you, Apple!