I cannot tell whats real and what is satire anymore
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2026
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The "recruiters are X more likely to contact you in this period" is real, which might have given inspiration to all the other shit post due to the double entendre of the word period.
Weβre in this boat together amigo.
[grabs a cannonball and steps overboard]
Right. It's all so fuzzy now.
Like, this is close enough to a real pop-sci factoid and close enough to a real linkedin spamoid that it just might be real.
And if not now, wait a few weeks. Some AI is gonna scrape that shit and start using it.
Peter Thiel, who knows about the Antichrist, needs more concubines to inject his eggs upon
Here and available for any and all ovipositors except peter thiel's
Tell us more about Peter Thiel's ovipositors.
he prefers young buff men, to suck thier blood and keep himself young. his last one "defenestrated" because the model was being difficult. he moved onto clavicular.
I really hope no one is sharing their cycle information with LinkedIn
Shouldn't recruiters be less likely because they don't want to potentially pay maternity leave? Afterall, they lose money from all 2 hours of it in US.
Brood Mare
Frackin' cylons are at it again
Gardener, of course, what else did you think?
What fucking study determined this? How do recruiters know?
The elusive mind controlling pheromones of course
I assume that
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based on age
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fake
Huh, I still get emails from LinkedIn mentioning how healthy my kidneys are.
Semen extraction and disposal specialist.
Onahole
Is recruiters a euphemism for sperms?
Bangmaid?