Denvil

I think Alderaan would like to disagree

Professionals have standards

Wait I thought they were just talking about butter on a poptart as a joke...

My tiny dog is shockingly not like this

Quiet, very rarely barks, first instinct when meeting a new person is to roll over for belly rubs, and quite smart and well behaved all round

Best dog I could've asked for

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

It's not like there aren't other disposable cups used, but yeah, very common

So uh... Is there a reason the windows are red, or does Doom guy need to get involved

But think of all the supposed swing voters that they're winning over

Any day now they'll start voting blue, I'm sure of it

Any day...

My dad taught me to score them. I find it strange, scoring them prevents the supposed thief from being able to get the tag off cleanly, so they wouldn't want to apply it to their car because it'd look sketchy?

Unlike your totally normal and not at all now obviously damaged and sketchy looking tags?

Quit paying ~~unfair~~ taxes to the crown

I assume that

1. based on age

2. fake

The unnecessary big red circle is the crux of all human souls