I'm no so ashamed but Waterworld is a glorious spectacle with great world building and an over the top performance by Dennis Hopper
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It is a terrible movie that is also a glorious spectacle and everyone (except Kevin Costner) is fantastic. Nothing makes any sense, but is fun to see and frequently illogically clever.
Watched it last week!
I've never understood why everyone dislikes this movie. I've loved it since I first watched it.
The thing about Waterworld is that it's a) a lot of fun, and b) absolutely terrible, but it's only terrible in the way that most movies of that time were terrible. It has this outsized reputation for being bad which is mostly down to the fact that it lost a lot of money (because it was extremely expensive to shoot and audiences immediately clocked it as being a Mad Max rip off with no new ideas to bring to the table). It's no more awful than any other summer action blockbuster of its time, and it has plenty of fun moments in amongst all the usual trash.
Well now I'm in a quandary. I want to say Hudson Hawk except I'm not ashamed. You either appreciate its quirkiness or you don't. And if you do you are simply a better, more evolved person than the rabble who doesn't like it.
hudson hawk gets rewatched here all the time. it is a good movie.
Hackers. It is not a good movie. It is not an accurate representation of computer hacking. But it has Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie, Mathew Lillard, and Fisher Stevens as the villain. The very ridiculous villain. I have not seen a movie quite like it since.
Crash... and Burn!
I watch this at least annually just because. Mix of cheese, nostalgia, I don't know.
Hack the planet.
National Treasure
Some movies are just good fun, and Nicolas Cage is frankly in a lot of those kind of flicks. Con Air is up there, too.
Short Circuit 2
I feel personally attacked. It's better than the first film.
Los locos kicn your ass, los locos kick your face, los locos kick your balls into outer spaaaaace!
A great performance by Michael McKean as always.
We just don't talk about Fisher Stevens. Poor guy deeply regrets the role.
Punked out Johnny Five is the best Johnny Five.

It's such a quotable movie!
No disassemble!
Tu mama haci el amore co mi perro
Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar...
There's no shame here. Punk Johnny 5 zooming in to save the day, sparks flying, I Need a Hero blasting.... Peak cinema.
Why would you be ashamed of this?
Frankenhooker.
It's crass and trashy and I fucking love it.
Also Hard Ticket to Hawaii
I don't know any other film that passes the Bechdel test in a scene where two former Playboy models are topless in a hot tub together and talk about something other than men (there are no men in the scene, just the two women). A very unique and strange way to pass the Bechdel test that feels like it undermines the entire point of the Bechdel test existing.
Also Con Air, a star studded wild romp that's so fucking stupid it rounds the bend to brilliant.
Ok so I actually really love bad movies, that's the thing. I could be on this thread all day.
Buckaroo Banzai!
It is so so very good.
There is no regret in loving this movie, it is a masterpiece.
Robocop singing power ballads.
Jeff Goldblum in a goofy cowboy outfit.
John Lithgow as a scientist gone mad from what he's seen and Christopher Lloyd as a weird alien.
God it's a fucking treasure along the lines of Big Trouble in Little China.
John Bigbooty, you are the weakest individual I ever know!
Bigbooté! Bigbooté!
heck im not ashamed of liking that one.
Sin City.
The story is bad in so many ways, but I love this extreme cynism.
Speed Zone. It has John Candy and Eugene Levy in it… and a red Lamborghini skipping across a pond like a skipping stone (and that’s the joke). Dumb as hell but as far as car/race films it’s kind of fine. I mean, how seriously do you need to take a movie about a cross-country race? It was originally going to called Cannonball Run 3 but was dropped from the franchise. I’ve never seen the others.
Not that ashamed, but it’s not a great movie.
The first Cannonball Run is a classic shit movie. You gotta put it on your list
The original Mario Brothers movie, given how terrible of an experience it was for the actors.
I thought it was hilarious John Liguzamo was talking so much bullshit about having the race actor/acress matching the characters race. As he played a fuckibg Italian plumber as a Columbian. Dudes a total hypocrite.
All the animated Tinker Bell movies by Disney.
We recently watched the old Peter Pan, and I never realized Tinkerbell was a murderous hoe.
Never trust the Fae
DCOMs (disney channel movies). i love 'em. especially the musicals.
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God. It's a B-rate movie, but the grittiness is part of its appeal. It's like if a group of LARPers made a movie.
Saying that I "love" it is a bit strong, but I find it enjoyable and definitely better than Dungeons & Dragons (2000).
Leon The Professional.
Deeply problematic themes for a child actor. Luc Besson is a creep and wanted the problematic parts to be explicitly pedophilic.
But in the end, it's a fun story and Leon is nothing but a professional and a gentleman. The movie never crosses any major lines, its just uncomfortable.
You cannot, nor should not, make movies like this today. Still, this specific movie is good.
I love this movie and I have never seen any of it as being pedo. I have always felt that love being expressed in was between 2 abused people finding a kinship and love that they had both always been denied. It's about a child who loves and adores her savior and first person to ever be a parental figure. Someone who literally goes on a massive killing spree and gives up his own life to save her. And it's about someone who has been isolated and unloved his entire life suddenly finding his first real friendship and first real experience of someone loving him with no reservations, expectations, or demands. The type of love that only an innocent child can express towards a parent or caretaker. The movie does this amazing job of framing the development of this beautiful and deep kinship inside of an incredibly violent action movie. I adore this movie and the amazing acting and directing that went into it. I really wish that the director wasn't a complete and certified pedo, but I think that it's entirely possible that everyone came together and made this a beautiful movie despite, and even in spite of, the director being a pedo.
Ashamed? None. I refuse to be ashamed of loving dumb trash. A couple of days ago I introduced my wife to A Knights Tale. She enjoyed it immensely and said it was one of the stupidest movies she's ever seen.
If you love something, there's always a good reason why, even if that good reason is buried under a mountain of flaws.
I'm not really ashamed but I have some 90s classic anime on DVD and people try to shame me for it all the time. Like, they sell it on the shelf in the corner and go 'YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE ANIME NERD WEIRDOS'. Except I'm not. It's just shit I liked as a teenager and I re-watch every few years. I don't get why it is so 'shameful' to have these in my possession. I know nothing about anime since like 2004.
It's Cowboy Bebop, Escaflowne, and Neon Genesis.
I love August Rush too. The emotion is so real!
The most embarrassing thing I've watched would be a romance-ish anime like High School of the Dead.
When it comes down to it though, I'm open to almost anything. I worked in the entertainment industry for a decade and I've enjoyed everything from silly cartoons to epic IMAX masterpieces.
Hawk the Slayer from the early 1980s rush on medieval fantasy. Jack Palance as the bad guy (of course)..