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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 82 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

First cycle of the dishwasher is just a hot water rinse to get a head start on removing debris that gets drained away. Then it refills and deploys detergent and spends most of the rest of the time in this cycle before rinsing and drying. So, I mean, I don't recommend it, but it will be drained a few minutes into the cycle and the dishwasher will actually clean with detergents after with no pee left. So, it really won't hurt anything besides your relationship with your family/roommates.

[–] SethW@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Are you not adding detergent to the prewash!?

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 73 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Quick bury them in the multi hour technology connections dishwasher Playlist!!!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm reminded to check out what else he's put out recently. I really enjoyed his EV take last year.

Edit: damn, nothing since the hybrid video. :(

[–] RustyEarthfire@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well there's some stuff on his Connextras

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You can if it needs it for baked on food. It's not necessary for most washes though

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[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 6 points 3 weeks ago

Glares in Alec Watson

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This is the logic behind Japanese toilets having a tiny hand sink over the commode so you wash your hands with the water that’s being used to refill the basin.

Why not use it that way? You’re just going to pee in it later.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean it is clean, drinkable water that is used to wash the toilet.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Just piss over your hands like the rest of us, that's plenty clean.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ampy@discuss.online 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Camel pee has passable antibacterial properties, some tribes shower in it for hygiene.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer to piss over others. I'm selfless like that

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[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

That tiny sink is very inconvenient for use.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

When space is at a premium, it's a great idea

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[–] SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

This is why I poop in the washing machine. Bigger opening so I can't miss. And, as we all know, it will get... Washed.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Now im curious about the design of both your machines, all the regular styles i know of are definitely easier to unload in the dishwasher. Do you have a top loading washing machine? Crawling up on it doesnt seem that much easier

[–] SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

See, this is where the nuances enter. My dishwasher is my hands, so I much prefer my top loader washing machine and keep on super load wash to get the corn kernals clean enough to pluck before the dryer.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hmm, dishwashers are designed to use as little water as possible. The drain doesn't actually drain right away but might be circulated back into the system. No idea what it does with any fluids before it's turned on but I wouldn't risk it.

[–] AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In mine, any fluids added before starting just sit in the tub at the bottom. The first thing it does after starting is run the pump though, so piss away I guess..

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 weeks ago

I'll be over later today. Thanks.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, but not all of it. It leaves an inch or two down in the motor/ filter area.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

"The dose makes the poison", it's not uncommon for water to be a little contaminated, but dishwashers are also supposed to get hot enough to sterilize the water being used to wash the dishes. So you might get a bit of piss in your dishwater, it'll be sterile, and most of it will get carried away with the water being used to wash off the other junk before sterilizing and rinsing.

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[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

I like how you answered this seriously as if people are actually going to try pissing in their dishwasher lmao Thanks for the info though, I'll remember this next time I gotta take a piss 👍

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Piss in the dishwasher? I'd rather not. I got fired the last time I put my penis in a dishwasher. To be fair she was only 19... There's no telling what'll happen if I had pissed as well

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's how you keep her from getting pregante.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I share a world with these people who have these specific thoughts. I'm not angry about it or anything, just a realization.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

They are also able to vote. That does upset me to a small degree. If they are willing to piss in their own dishwasher what are they willing to vote into law?

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Which dishwasher? The poop knife dishwasher?

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's all pipes!!!

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Piss in your pasta water, you're about to throw away the water anyway.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why salt the pasta water. Just cum in it like a normal person.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Quick, someone call Alec to do an hour-long YouTube video investigating this!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKI-5kTBAGwlm_CbFva49Z7J81rRsnyAN

[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

If my shower recirculated water id surely piss into it as well. Instead it's all just wasted down the drain...

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I can just see April spraying over her dishes in a half squat with her pants around her knees.

Go gurl

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

This guy I knew who worked at a dishwasher factory said that when clients or investors or whatever would come in, they would put a birthday cake in one of their demo units and take them on a tour of the plant and when they came back they would open the machine and the birthday cake would be completely gone, spotless.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

If they're into it, then why not?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess it's good I don't have a dishwasher.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you just pee straight into the sink? Cuz that's a little odd tbh.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, I almost never do that.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"No, April. That is wrong! Please leave my house party!"

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