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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 131 points 5 days ago (3 children)

A: I completely agree.
B: Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit. You and your cronies are a big reason why we are where we are today.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 62 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well that’s why she’s busy pointing at it and not doing anything at all.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Can't solve the problems if you need them to campaign in every election cycle

She offered more of the same, ratchet effect Democrat policies.

oh shit, i didn't look at who OP was.

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 111 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mike Judge’s writing staff.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

I understood that reference.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You don't do this if you thought you'd have to move out after 4 years.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Between his age and his health, he shouldn’t be buying green bananas let alone take on multi-year projects.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bro, have you ever eaten properly prepared green bananas? That shit is delicious.

[–] Lemmee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Expand on this. How do you properly prepare a green banana?

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Literally just eat them. Yellow bananas have "gone bad" in my house.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 0 points 5 days ago

You got robbed by yellow bananas? Man, that sucks.

[–] PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Never forget that she's the wife of Bill Clinton. She knows damn well that he's in the Epstein files and is still with him 😡

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 5 days ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 days ago

She and her husband are the major reason the Democrats are the party with more blame to bear for burying the Epstein files.

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes but she has decorum, so she is the good team!

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago

The only thing that protects the bad pedophiles is the good pedophiles.

[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 days ago

The WhiteTrashHouse

[–] db2@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It isn't a metaphor when it's literally real though.

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

real live things can be metaphors if you decide they are.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Real eyes realize real lies

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[–] mtpender@piefed.social 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

I first thought it was a warning. Then I realize it was a historical document.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago

M orons

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately stuff like this is why some people don't vote for Democrats.

A lot of them don't know what a metaphor is so regular talk like this makes them feel stupid.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is that such a bad thing? That's exactly how they should feel.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yep,

I used to think that with better information, stupid people would be able to make better choices

Now, I just want to sterilise them, and I know how bad that sounds...

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Breads running out

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

Good Citizens of ~~Tamriel~~ MAGALand, welcome to the Arena!

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Why can't we make an American Political memes community and shove all these fucking Americans in it

Hillary you're right, and late. Like always, shut the fuck up.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Did she really say that? I don't have a stupid FaceBook account to confirm.