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[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 65 points 4 days ago (3 children)

i'm sorry to have to tell you, but grandma is dead LOL

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 days ago

I just told little Davey and he’s devastated lol

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] rdrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Early internet days on ICQ, my family members would use lol as "lots of love" which just made some messages hilarious. "Bye, miss you lol!"

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 44 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] pero@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Yo this is so real frfr 😭💀

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[–] MapleFawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

lol it’s quite easy if you put it first.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I’m gen z rather than a millennial, but for me putting lol at the start of a sentence just means I have a 75% chance of putting multiples lol in the sentence.

I’ve recognized this enough times that now when it happens there’s a little alarm that goes off in my head to remove some lols

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Well, at least we grew out of adding xD to the end of everything! XDDD

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 4 days ago

xDeez Nuts Hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahajajahauaauuaha I'm so funny

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[–] Aids@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Technically a xennial, but yeah it's a necessity lol

My speech is really blunt so I feel like every other thing I write would otherwise be misinterpreted as some personal attack lol

(Now reread it without the lols)

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[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

it’s just another intonation marker, a hedging particle, or a pragmatic tone indicator.

it signals thee sentence is for comradery, but not immediate action

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Get bent lol

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Lol, just add it to the beginning, jk lol.

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 days ago (10 children)

As an elder millennial, I don't use "lol," but you'll have to take : ) from my cold, dead hands.

: )

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 11 points 4 days ago (7 children)

if im feeling fat and sassy i hit em with the silly little guy with a nose :^)

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I actually used to hate it back in the day because it was so overused but then when I hit the Skype era, I succumbed to my friends and started spamming it along with lmao because it was easy to type on a keyboard with zero effort.

Also that one evolution extinction meme of all the dead ones like rofl and roflmao.

Rest in Spaghetti Never Forgetti lol

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

It's not that hard lol

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Lol lmao

👋👏

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I'm older gen Z and definitely use lol, lol

[–] los0220@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's really not that hard XD

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

lol yeah this is very accurate lol

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Millennials are in their 40’s ffs

[–] BehavioralClam@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That's why it's a middle aged guy in the meme. Also, it's goodo have older people talking like normal humans and not corporate chatbots.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 days ago

not a millennial but lol

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I know I overuse lol. I hate it. Lol

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

No, I'm not trying to do that. lol

[–] msage@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

I want you to know I'm not taking your request seriously lol

[–] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

nah, we good. lol

i'm in this picture and i dont like it lol

[–] Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

For me the thing which i do the most is adding "..." Multiple times between the sentences or at the last of the sentences. 😭

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I finally found out about the ellipses phenomenon amongst the older gen a while ago, and how it was a common format in writing that they tried to transfer to texting and millennials constantly misinterpret as it passive aggression, which causes all sorts of anxiety lol

Shit you not, once asked for a recommendation letter from a summer job employer on campus for an open mic music lounge I hadn't visited in a long time, and all he emailed me back was

"Sure..."

Needless to say, I thought "Oh fuck, he hates me. Nevermind. I should have come by more-" and never bothered to follow up on it lmfao

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[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's no difference between this and emojis. People use them out of nervousness.

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