Naz

joined 3 years ago
[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

It's kinda insane how far you can get in life with generational wealth.

No skill, all luck, eh?

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Given the popularity of Escape Rooms, you might ironically be onto something.

Adrenaline is a hell of a workout motivator

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah. Well, that completely blows my hypothesis out of the water. If the waitress says he shambled in drunk, then we're back to the boring and most likely case.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But what if he really did teleport?

I know Occam's Razor and all, but imagine an an interdimensional entity just messing with random people, teleporting them around.

No reports come out of it because everyone's too scared to be made fun of or institutionalized. 🤔

You could go around doing crazy things with impunity using a portal gun

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Lemons are an artificial creation by genetic splice of the bitter orange and citron :)

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Ranch dressing is basically sour cream and European culture is already high in sour cream, so

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Botanist dragging a barrel of glowing green fluid across the tiles of the station floor

Security Chief: "Botanist! What the ABSOLUTE HELL are you doing with 50 liters of radium?"

Botanist: "Mutating the corn so it's blight and drought resistant"

Chief: "????"

Botanist: "I've also mutated a species of hobby lemon to fill itself with sugary lemonade instead of citric acid"

Chief: "Oh, holy crap okay go right ahead"

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Same, this is like a live audience Mandela Effect

Naughty OP!

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think signing an AI generation is a big social faux pas.

You might have spent hours getting the prompt, seed and other settings just right, but that doesn't translate into ownership or artistry (you must paint or draw on the canvas or digital medium yourself)

This is coming from someone who hipfires AI-Gen and never shares/posts online

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hole, location of, just beneath the router

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Ethernet cable, size of long

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Arguably that's what began this whole debacle.

Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but "never being good enough for Dad" is a pretty common one.

I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: "We're here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump's father".

He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.

 
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