Kids these days are jumping in the lake and drowning on purpose! Try this one cool trick to not die like these stupid fuckers!
- don't jump in the lake and drown on purpose
this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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The scrotum was not built for this.
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Glatter sounds like the noise I'd expect maxxed balls to make.
What if I want them to be smooth like egg
First bonesmashing, now ballmaxxing. Are men okay? 
Never were okay
Some of the worst pain I've ever experienced was when I hurt my balls and they got filled with fluid. It really feels like whoever is pushing this stuff is just trying to indirectly maim as many people as possible, like that hitting your face with a hammer thing. Millenial teens could be cruel, but I can't remember any trends like these modern ones when I was a teenager, really does feel like a society in complete collapse and people just looking to hurt others by any means.
Someone on true anon said this might be the case of one lone ball enlarger and the story got picked up and went viral like tide pods?
That's quite possible. It's probably more likely than this being a proper thing people are being convinced to do. I feel like any account pushing for ball enlarging on social media would probably get banned for it.
men injecting fluids like saline into their testicles... experts warn it could lead to permanent damage
ETA: Love that healthline dot com is giving me tips on how to get bigger balls at the end of the article
Talk to my urologist? Man fuck that woke shit, give me the saline mon capitane.
Wtf is wrong with some men, are abnormally big balls even attractive?
Its a dominance display by ballmogging all other ball havers. Those with the moggiest balls lead our cause
This seems really counterintuitive to me. You’d think if you made your balls bigger, it would make your dick look smaller in comparison, which would be the more… traditional insecurity. Then again, maybe it’s just Gen Z, saying “fuck your conventional aesthetics!”
Ah yes, peak male physique
I can't really speak on it as I'm a cishet male, but I think in some gay fetish communities do this? Or am I thinking of something else?
Meanwhile I had huge balls that I didn't even want. Go figure
According to my ex my size is pretty big compared to most men, but it's never been a thing I've thought about honestly. If anything, it makes my penis look smaller and like damn man, big balls problem?
/r/bigballsproblems, which started as a companion to /r/bigdickproblems but later turned into a constantly updated list of problems people have with that one DOGE teen.
BIGGER NUMBER = BETTER
This mindset is a curse
Bigger balls can safely and temporarily achieved by getting a vasectomy. So boys if you got a big date coming up and want to impress them with the size of your cajones get snipped 3-5 days in advance.
3-5 days is not enough time to heal so you can't cum during that time you can just show them off.
Sometimes a fella just wants to hear nice nuts at the end of a date
AC/DC music videos must be stopped
this is dumb. there is no excuse for this. why is this not satire.
The author’s poorly concealed fetish
mine started out maxxed. please someone take them does a surgeon want to try the first ball donation and transplantation?