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[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bigger balls can safely and temporarily achieved by getting a vasectomy. So boys if you got a big date coming up and want to impress them with the size of your cajones get snipped 3-5 days in advance.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

3-5 days is not enough time to heal so you can't cum during that time you can just show them off.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Sometimes a fella just wants to hear nice nuts at the end of a date