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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can just have a fetish, it doesn't have to be newsworthy


[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

i wonder if this is some "no homo" shit, like no i'm not a deviant i swear, this is a doctor-prescribed cock cage!

[–] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

That's my cousin, TesticlesTanuki

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's really weird for them to be reporting on a niche saline growth fetish community like they're doing this for some trendy wellness or beauty reasons instead of just a long existing fetish.

like imagine the headline but its about balloon humpers and they're making it out to be for heart health or something. what is this framing.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

everyday we stray further from god's light kitty-birthday-sad

[–] miz@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

the west can no longer imagine a future, so it turns to imagining bigger balls

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Explaining gender dysphoria to a chud: "imagine your scrotum was small and wimpy"

The US will simultaneously outlaw any form of transgender healthcare while fully state funding scrotemaxxing injections for anyone with balls smaller than a walnut.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A 57-year-old man by the name of Marcus told the men's lifestyle magazine that he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades. It's a "passion he thinks grew out of the comic books he’d read as a child." By his own measurements, his scrotum is "bigger than a mango" at 14.5 inches.

wut https://archive.ph/7vr4i

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah I remember Super Man having a super scrote in issue #69

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Super Mario canonically flys around with his ball sack.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Webbing is stored in the balls

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Old dude playing chess at the nude beach. I assumed testicular cancer but I didn't ask. Maybe he was just ahead of his time.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

they’re paying tribute to our DOGE staffers who’ve fallen in the line of duty trump-kaneki

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

when your bros find the CBT toys and you need to come up with an excuse

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

gamer minmaxing

pee is stored in the balls, bigger balls mean you can go longer without a bathroom break

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

this is tanuki appropriation

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Me when they're about to find out I'm actually a tanuki. stonks-up horsepoo-theory

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Inject this shit straight into my balls

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you want bigger balls just get a vasectomy. Mine swole up like grapefruits after I got snipped

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i don't think that's supposed to happen, and I definitely don't think it's supposed to be permanent

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's definitely something that happens, but yea they were back to normal within a week.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What is the appeal here?

IANAD but to my understanding, functional testes are functional testes, and it doesn't really matter how big they are. It's not like penis size where you can directly point to a functionality of it.

It seems like just making a bigger weak spot, or maybe someone aspiring to reenact PPB in their own life.

[–] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Cishet gender euphoria maybe? Idk

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

this is most likely the answer imo

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

it's a cishomo thing, or at least that's where i ran into it ten years ago. ~~the op is outkick~~lmao leave it to a reactionary sports journo to name his alt media project like it's gay

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

makes about as much sense to me as any other cosmetic body mod tbh, it's just writing a newspaper article about it that's fucking bizarre

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I can speak for myself, I have bigger than average testes and it feels good during sex with stimulation, but blowing your sack up to the size of a melon I'd imagine is more of a liability than having golf ball sized ones?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

it's a 3-T scrote

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Stan's dad did this in South Park

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

yeah but that was to smoke weed with impunity, a noble cause

[–] Kallestar@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just gonna get little bit of cancer, Stan.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Someone had fun with the headline.