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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A 57-year-old man by the name of Marcus told the men's lifestyle magazine that he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades. It's a "passion he thinks grew out of the comic books he’d read as a child." By his own measurements, his scrotum is "bigger than a mango" at 14.5 inches.

wut https://archive.ph/7vr4i

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah I remember Super Man having a super scrote in issue #69

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Super Mario canonically flys around with his ball sack.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Webbing is stored in the balls

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Old dude playing chess at the nude beach. I assumed testicular cancer but I didn't ask. Maybe he was just ahead of his time.