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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 184 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 90 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Master has given Dobby a glock!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Yes, if anyone is wondering, there's a full-length version of this.

https://lostxor.com/files/harry_potter_deathly_weapons.mp4

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Thank you. Small jokes like the letter from the NRA makes this even better.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

such a stupid joke but it got me every time

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Harry Potter must not go back to prison

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Master had given Dobby a glock

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

filthy joke theif

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

some of those pixels seem to be moving.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Apparently it's this new file format called .gif where you can compress videos into a small file that any browser can read

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

funnily enough, GIF is a lossles file format. but it only allows 8-bit color.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The compression usually happens before it is saved as a gif. It can use 8-bit colours, but it takes up less space if you use fewer.

[–] pipows@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yep, I think so, I haven't looked at the standard, just assuming from the gif save dialog in photoshop.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And how is that gif pronounced?

[–] eggymachus@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Nunya 11 points 2 years ago

Exactly right. I hate it when people pronounce it as gif instead.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sam2099@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

compress

Ugh, they don't seem to do a good job on that. :/

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

That's pretty clever, would have been ideal for a 20 year old feature phone.

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Now Dobby is free!

[–] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

They should make Dobby game since Gollum was such a success.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago