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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 89 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Say what you will about him - at the end, he leaned left

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

One might even say he lost the gun debate the hard way

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 45 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 9 points 5 days ago

One less taken parking spot at Longhorn.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 11 points 5 days ago

wet ass throat

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 51 points 5 days ago
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Here's a valentine for next year :D

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

needs heart-shaped blood splatters, maybe some cupids with sniper rifles

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh my god that's way better lol, I'm too shitty a graphic designer to make that tho

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

in this day and age ms paint copy pasted fake transparent pngs is what this world needs more of

nah the shittier the better

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I did not find pleasure in seeing a man die, but holy shit the comedic timing of that bullet for maximum irony was just astounding. It's the equivalent of Trump getting struck by lightning immediately after saying "I did not fuck my daughter, and if I'm lying, may god strike me dead!".

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

No, it's just Alex Jones' skin.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

I would not call it pleasure, but satisfaction?

Oh hell yes. This is what justice looks like.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago

Look at this photograph

Every I time I do it makes me laugh.

How did his hand get so red,

and what the hell just went through his ~~head~~ neck?

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Edit: glad that hateful cunt is gone.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 33 points 5 days ago (5 children)

CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one.. like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[Intro]
Oompa loompa doompety doo.
I've got a story of caution for you.
Oompa loompa doompety dee.
About a man spreading hatred with glee.
[Verse]
What do you get when you are spreading lies?
You say guns don't kill, but we ve got eyes.
It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
[Outro]
Oompa loompa doompety da.
You harvest hate if that's what you sow.
Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do Doompety do.

This was created with non artificial stupidity

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.

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[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 35 points 5 days ago

magachud misogynazis: stop saying bad things about charlie kirk!!!!

also magachud misogynazis: why is everyone trying to tell me what i can and can't say!!!

[–] kinsnik@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)

do you think that charlie Kirk memorial fountain should spew shit, for how he lived, or blood, for how he died?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Somebody get Rick Santorum on the line.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

No one wants post coital, frothy lube with traces of shit coming out of the fountain. Santorum is the last person you want to call.

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago
[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Dark humor isn't right wing! This meme is mean to me

...and Charlie Kirk is a perfect slow-ball setup... my favorite straight man... he's a human Gusher... the leaning tower of MAGA... Squirtle, I choose you! I could go on all day.

Dark humor is memento mori, not sexist and racist jokes! That's black humor. Get it? THANK YOU, YOU'RE A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The ring wing has always had a massive victim complex.

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Boo hoo, your favorite podcaster got murdered. Damn snowflakes cant take a joke.

[–] rockettaco37@feddit.nu 2 points 4 days ago

~~Not like anything of value was lost anyway~~

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Charlie Kirk memorials be like:

[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

So sick of hearing about CK. How could anyone listen to him? He was always talking out the side of his neck.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

The First Amendment is only for white male Conservative evangelicals, don'ch'a know.

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 days ago

Guy basically killed himself.

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

a good fascist is a dead fascist

I'm sure Charlie is looking up at them with pride.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 14 points 5 days ago

via Hello_there@fedia.io:

Spent his life arguing against the public good. Ended his life as a fountain.

[–] coolie4@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (6 children)

What is with this "dark humor bad" cliche? Since when is dark humor synonymous with racism/sexism/etc-ism?

To me dark humor has always been something more akin to self deprecating jokes, punchlines like "but doctor, I am Pagliacci", or making light of the futility of life.

Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There are a lot of shitty people (republicans and racists ime, but that venn diagram is basically a circle) that hide their shitty opinions behind "jokes" that aren't jokes until someone calls them on their shit. That's why you'll hear them say inflammatory things then back off the "it's just a joke, calm down" and/or try to give you shit about not being able to handle edgy/dark humor. Think the "comedy is legal" crowd.

Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.

See, that doesn't matter. The "dark humor" aspect is irrelevant, it's just another excuse to hide behind.

You have to remember,words don't mean anything to these people, they're just a rhetorical trick to win the argument.

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[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 14 points 5 days ago

notice in the meme that "dark humor" is in quotes. racist jokes ARE racist jokes, but racists try to call racist jokes "dark humor," which is both false and giving actual dark humor a bad name

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

Assholes like to cry dark humor when they're being confronted for bullying people. Now, people get confused.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I think there is a difference between racial jokes and racist jokes. I also think either can be considered dark humor. One is just typically cringe.

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