I think that any person who is at least somewhat mobile would have to try to lose a fight with Trump, including most children. The guy probably falls down on his own in 5/10 fights and after the first gentle shove in 4/10 more, at which point it's basically ball game.

People tend to greatly overestimate the mobility of the elderly, if you aren't the kind of person who is regularly exercising at 79 (golf doesn't count) you have zero chance against anyone under the age of 55 who doesn't have serious health issues.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can bind my arms and legs so I can only fight with my tail, that I don't have, and I'll probably win.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

yeah i'm in not great shape either but i could potato sack his head into mush

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What happened to it

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Millions of years of evolution

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Someone ate it

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but the average Republican is also a geriatric layabout

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I was going to say idk if the point of the post was to say dems are also delusional but if the 8 year old could focus enough to walk in a straight line for 2 minutes im giving it to the kid.

Trump tried to stand up and walk during the whcd and immediatly ate shit and fell flat on his face.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ben Garrison and his "Buff Trump" have propagandized the Republicans.

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 month ago

Or there's lots that know trump doesn't fight fair.

Like he'd show up and have people in the fight with him or just have someone shoot the 8yr old. Oh this could be how he shoots someone on 5th street

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah 33% my man you're really selling yourself short, Trump would die to a slight stumble.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 18 points 1 month ago

What kind of stupid question is that lmao

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Responses of "not sure" are not shown

Responses of "shut the fuck up" are not heeded

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fry

Is this just trying to get out in front Sascha Riley? CW:SA, CSAM

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/sascha-riley-trump-tent-pole-claim-explained-what-did-alleged-epstein-survivor-say-in-his-testimony-audio/ar-AA1WedpP

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

That does put a different spin on it. I doubt yougov is in on covering up for Trump's crimes that directly though. I think it may be a spin on Trump's bravado and the cult of machismo built up around him.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly i thought something similar. That question is in extremely bad taste when we know that Trump has victimized children that young. Libs gonna lib though of course

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Ya. I could absolutely see a talking point in the future being like, "How was he supposed to SA a 13 year old boy when the vast majority of people don't think he could take on an 8 year old." Or that they're just trying to put the idea out there to undermine future Epstein related claims. "Trump did what? Sure he did. jagoff "

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Before I tactically engage with this war game, I must know the rules of engagement, especially as it pertains to weaponry.

[–] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

8yo gets a pair of safety scissors. You are barehanded.

[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

39% of Repubs don't think they could beat Trump? And 28% failed to answer Y/N? That's amazing. I expected more ego.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

That's probably accurate. 39% of republicans are likely in older and in worse shape than even Trump

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What are Donald Trump’s feats? Is he FTL? Some 8 year old boys have dodged lasers in laser tag, light speed attacks.

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Trump's scans scale him to low nth-dimensional outerversal, still loses to Goku

[–] christian@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

This confirms what I already knew - I'm wicked underground, unlike the rest of you losers. I'm a registered democrat and Trump could kick my ass.

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I read this wrong, nvm