I don't know how to write the alt text for this one. Uhhh. The numbers are explained in the article using text. I hope thats good enough.
https://yougovamerica.substack.com/p/presidential-fight-club
this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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I think that any person who is at least somewhat mobile would have to try to lose a fight with Trump, including most children. The guy probably falls down on his own in 5/10 fights and after the first gentle shove in 4/10 more, at which point it's basically ball game.
People tend to greatly overestimate the mobility of the elderly, if you aren't the kind of person who is regularly exercising at 79 (golf doesn't count) you have zero chance against anyone under the age of 55 who doesn't have serious health issues.
You can bind my arms and legs so I can only fight with my tail, that I don't have, and I'll probably win.
yeah i'm in not great shape either but i could potato sack his head into mush
What happened to it
Someone ate it
Millions of years of evolution
Yeah, but the average Republican is also a geriatric layabout
I was going to say idk if the point of the post was to say dems are also delusional but if the 8 year old could focus enough to walk in a straight line for 2 minutes im giving it to the kid.
Trump tried to stand up and walk during the whcd and immediatly ate shit and fell flat on his face.