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[–] AAA@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Legit criticism! But hear me out. Who remembers all those different words anyway?

Instead of NOT using "very", I say we ONLY use "very".

It's a very idea!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

The veryist of ideas. Bigley very

[–] rompe@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 days ago

A very idea from a very mind! You're very.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

That's so aladeen of you

[–] CoryCoolguy@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 6 days ago

I prefer "double plus"

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 6 days ago

idle does equate to very lazy

this was shit when it was on reddit

[–] parzival@lemmy.hkserv.space 1 points 6 days ago

Hear me out: doubleplusgood

[–] Briguy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I don't know if this is a very good idea

[–] yistdaj@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Very is overused but has its uses. I think it's a good rule of thumb to avoid using it too much if you want greater impact, although eliminating it entirely would be a loss overall. What gives greater impact is the nuance that comes with having different words with similar meanings. Having a high impact word or phrase necessarily means having something lower impact to contrast against.

Also, the intensification with very isn't quite the same as using the listed intensified words. Challenging is intensified hard as opposed to easy but not to soft. In human terms boiling is very hot and opposed to freezing, but what does that make the sun? It's not a liquid turning into a gas.

[–] yistdaj@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh, and are people still against using literally to mean intensified figuratively?

What's the alternative to very figurative?

[–] Fokeu@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago
[–] wpb@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, I like that language is composable. I think it's very convenient. It also allows me to say stuff in a way that's easier to grasp for folks who might not understand English that well. Very dumb suggestion.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Reads comment. Looks up list. Ah, he means it's a foolish suggestion. Splendid.

[–] Jinarched@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago

Very useful list.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 days ago
[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Listen, I'm too very exhausted to read this very lengthy, and very tedious list.

Listen, I'm fatigued beyond imagination and incapable of reading this prosaic litany of mundane drivel.

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[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This has nothing to do with grammar.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Doesn't matter, it's a very useful list to counter tik-tok brain damage.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 12 points 1 week ago

One could say it's the very thing we need.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago

“Very busy” and “overloaded” are wildly different things.

As are very hot and boiling, very lazy and idle, very nervous and anxious, and like a good third more of these.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)
  1. Not grammar

  2. A lot of these have different connotations

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, "idle" is much milder than "very lazy" imo

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

"Hmmm you're very dirty 😏"

"Hmmm you're filthy 😏"

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is very big of you."

"That you are able to take responsibility for your your mistakes is huge of you."

Nope, not the same.

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[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Australian Version

Χ very tired    √ fucking knackered
Χ very poor    √ fucking skint
Χ very thirsty √ dry as a dead dingo's donger```
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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The shitpost was that we both wasted our time

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[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am a fan of putting "very" in front of everything in the suggested list.

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You can put 'very' before every suggested alternative. What then?

[–] Sheldan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Some of them feel better than others. Very boiling is kinda weird.

Very powerful works imo.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This post is very interesting.

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[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago
[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

very very words

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