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[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 61 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I think that's not actually Pangea (the past supercontinent), but a rendition of Pangea Proxima (the future supercontinent). So just gotta wait a while...

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

It's definitely not pangea. For one, South America and Africa are not connected (which is the one thing everyone knows about plate tectonics). However what initially jumped out to me was India and the Himalayas (which are a relatively recent geological event).

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

We can do the structures now, and wait for them to match like legos by themselves

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

If every country would just build for the future Mother Nature will eventually finish the connections.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Suddenly I want a Pangea Factorio map.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 18 points 2 weeks ago

The factory needs more land

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 6 points 2 weeks ago

As much as Factorio's map gen algorithm is great for ensuring balanced access to resources and (functionally) infinite sprawl, I would love some handcrafted maps that involve feature scale and fractality (fractalness?) approaching real life. The default map gen is too samey after a certain point and size reached.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

depends. is america building it? thered be 2 lines

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

America wouldn't exist in Pangea. There wouldn't be any undiscovered lands to act as The Man in The High Castle

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you just wait for another geological age we will build hyper-gea, I promise.

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

They'd actually build a pretty extensive and well-functioning one and then dismantle it all under pressure from car manufacturers.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did you know: If all the railway lines in the US were joined end to end

...it would help

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine how much parking there could be. There would be practically no constraint on parking lot size.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

. # Pave Pangea.

A sea of asphalt dotted with box stores and β€œluxury apartments” that are more parking space than living area.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

We could all have our own massive driveways for our giant trucks!

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

i think during Pangea, the center of the land was a big ass desert, and a very dry one, the network would probably look like a doughnut

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Like a smaller Australia, yes.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like hell for Sir Mix-a-lot.

[–] EmoPolarbear@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I just saw the answer to this in the new Dinosaurs doc on Netflix, assuming it’s accuracy. At the beginning of Pangea the center was a desert with only the edges having any plant life, then there was a geologic event I think a large number of super volcanoes that caused a climate shift and there was a million years of hurricanes, when the storms finally subsided Pangea was green all over

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[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Not worth risking, being on same continent as americans.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Statistically it's much more likely to get invaded if you are on a different continent from them.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

All of that would have been Mongolia long before European colonizers ever got a chance to genocide the new world natives.

An alternate history of the world if it was still pangea would be a wild book.

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

As a pro, there would be hardly any invasive species. But, imagine all the Australian venemous things in your backyard!

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Conservatives: "See??? Why on EARTH should we invest in rail now when it's just going to be broken up by continental drift in 200 million years? It's woke liberal tax and spend waste!"

[–] Baleine@jlai.lu 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Need me a Pangea openttd map

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

OpenTTD in the wild.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Rail network?! That's commie talk. Real patriots would have an interconnected highway system.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

just 1 more lane bro, we're gonna solve traffic dude just add 1 more lane

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Think of all the mega parking lots this bad boy could fit!

Hell yeah! I love a good mega parking lot!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The factory must grow. Only took me 7,000 hours to start using trains.

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

it was a simpler time

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, we needed to wait for the landmasses to stop moving around first.

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The train tracks would have kept the continent from splitting apart

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

See what they took away from us!

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Psst! Don't say their name too loud. That's bad for the algorithm

They would still be bitching and bickering about it.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 4 points 2 weeks ago

Being landlocked would suck.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Factorio/TTD player spotted.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Or civ 3 player. Railroads made movent cost zero and we're op on the pangea map

[–] X@piefed.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The idea makes me think of The Centerfuge Brain Project where the doctor, talking about a gondola-type… ride, says, β€œpeople would fall asleep, miss their stop, and have another 14 hour ride, and you can imagine the problems that caused.”

[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

And somehow we would still have US americans tell us, that pangea is too big for a usable railway network.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Was there enough fossil fuel to run these trains back then?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Supposedly in 250 million years, there will be another supercontinent dubbed Pangea Ultima. It’s expected to be inhospitable and wipe out all mammals, so not sure who would be around to build or ride such a future train. Supercontinents suck, as interesting as they may sound.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/volcanic-supercontinent-pangea-ultima-likely-wipe-out-humans-mammals-250-million-years-study/

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