The old pope died of cringe when he met Vance so I'd consider this a threat.

Oh yes, world renowned theologian James David Vance foremost expert on theol...wait theology is when you fuck couches right?

Isn't the Pope supposed to be the guy for Catholics, appointed to directly hear God's voice on Earth, and spread it to the masses? And if that's the case, aren't all these faux-Christians disagreeing with him - like Vance - disagreeing with the very God they purport to worship?

Did they forget to give him the brochure when he converted to Catholicism?

I've killed a pope before and I'll do it again! - J.D 'Couch Fucker' Vance

JD literally woke up one morning and decided to debate theology with the fucking Vicar of Christ.

yikes. Said by a converted catholic.

Look, they already decided they knew science better than scientists, they knew war better than military generals, they knew economy better than economists.

Why did aynone think they would stop at theology?

The utter fucking nerve of these assholes.

I'm not even a christian anymore, Catholic or otherwise. In fact I've long since gone full on athiest.

But even I'M offended by this new level of horseshit by the Trump clown-show.

I still find it so fucking funny that this nimrod was the best candidate trumps campaign could find.

When Vance tells a Pope to be careful, that Pope should be careful. You know, considering Vance's established track record with Popes...

If you're not a Catholic, you might not understand how fucked up it is for Vance to stand there and call the Pope wrong about theology.

By definition, the Pope is right about religion. If he changes his mind tomorrow, he was right then and he is right now.

The equivalent would be if I became a Buddhist and then told the current Dalai Lama he was doing it wrong. Or maybe if I became a Hindu and then insisted that, actually, cheeseburgers are fuckin' awesome.

No joke, Vance is like two more dumbass statements away from being excommunicated.

The Vatican should be taking threat very seriously. He did kill the last Pope

Shut up, Vance.

It's be pretty funny if ol' James got excommunicated. Do it, Pope!

Beefing with the pope should definitely have been on my bingo card for this administration, I feel stupid for not seeing it coming now.

It is a bit like saying a professor of mathematics with 10+ years of experience in teaching calculus should be careful when talking about calculus.

That's not how being Pope works. I know this, and I'm not even Catholic.

To be fair, declaring war on the pope is a time honoured Christian tradition.

One of the requirements for being a fascist is being stupid. Vance is no exception to that rule.

Jelly Donut Vance, the master of reverse reasoning.

"Whatever makes sense"

Sounds like a threat.

Couch Fucker vs The Word of God. I'm not a religious man, but I know who I'd believe.

I am an agnostic myself, but one thing I can say for sure, that every time one wants me to say that their religion/beliefs are supreme, the more willing I am to ~~convert~~ switch to atheism. Also all organized religions are bullshit.

MAGA has come to the Catholic Church, and we've all seen what happens when MAGA comes to town. If he's smart, the Pope should excommunicate him immediately, and threaten every other MAGA with the same if they don't straighten up.

Vance needs to be careful when fucking the sofa. There are zippers on those cushions.