phutatorius

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

Needs more "sir."

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago

So, a good start, then.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago

Suicide is always an option.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

When the pendulum swings and Johnson is facing the people's justice, remember this.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

How is it possible to disrespect a dog-killer?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago

Hint: it's not necessary and never will be.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

One interpretation is that he was commissioned to write a bland moral guide for a young prince, but got all satirical and close to the bone.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Being all that they can be.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn't leak.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

He's smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

God is angry. Trump fears being struck by lightning.

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