phutatorius

So he's too stupid to know about the royal "we."

That figures.

Needs more "sir."

So, a good start, then.

Suicide is always an option.

When the pendulum swings and Johnson is facing the people's justice, remember this.

How is it possible to disrespect a dog-killer?

Hint: it's not necessary and never will be.

One interpretation is that he was commissioned to write a bland moral guide for a young prince, but got all satirical and close to the bone.

Being all that they can be.

That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn't leak.

He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.

He's smelly because of having a Depends full of liquid shit at all times.