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Up until today I’d just assumed without thinking about it that she wasn’t involved in any of the scummier Epstein dealings, but she’s just done a good job of making me question that.
First, epstein island to distract from the thing.
Second war to distract from epstein island.
Third we're back to epstein island again.
Fourth, coliseum gladiator fight between nepotism babies on Crack (hunter Biden vs trump sons).
Lolz.
$50 on Hunter, those trump babies look like you could snap 'em over your knee
I'll bet this is something the founding fathers never saw coming, a thing 45 previous first ladies have never gone before the country to say.
So who did the trafficking, Epstein or Trump himself? Sorry I'm new to this.
Epstein is the trafficker, but he used other prostitutes to get young girls over into his island. Melania Knavs, defined previously was a "model", was pimped to Epstein by Paolo Zampalli, a wealthy Italian who ran the famous Roman bunga-bunga sex parties in the 90s. By calling her a "model", she got her green card. Knavs then helped traffic children to Epstein, and in all that she married a John who was Donald Trump.
The person who knew all this was Melania Trump's friend, Amanda Ungaro, who Zampalli had deported by ICE to keep quiet.
But Ungaro is now talking to the world press about how FLOTUS was a pimp.
Thanks for the summary!
I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
Wow only one sleeve? I can't keep oreos around because I'll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don't worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolves your gluttony because today's "family size" oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
J'Accuse...!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
So brave :')
Thin mints.... well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?
Have never been legally accused or convicted SO FAR...!
Neither have I, lady, but you don't hear me holding press conferences about it.
first ESCORT assigned by putin to be specific
We have a strange suspicion that she was secretly trying to remind everybody that the Epstein Files are still a problem.
That would mean she's not a scumbag.
But she is one.
Not it doesn't. It means she wants her disgusting anchor hubby to stroke out so she can fade into obscurity with billions of stolen dollars.
She could be doing it to hurt her idiot husband. Her motivations don't have to be good. People (inadvertantly) do good things for bad reasons all the time.
Nah she's a scumbag. They married right for each other.
No she could definitely still be a scumbag
maybe she is secretively trying to sabotage trump, and get a divorce where she gets more money from it.
Or Bondi has dirt
I wonder what she knows that hasn't been made public yet. She's clearly trying to get out in front of something.
Apparently she is in a legal battle against Michael Wolff who claimed that Epstein was the one who originally introduced Melania and Trump to each other
shes knee deep in the epstein files.
I'm thinking someone should legally accuse her.
"No member of my immediate faimily has never been formally accused^1 of the sex crimes my husband has been covering up."
^1 statement does not include civil judgments holding my husband liable for sexual assault
Did all of the competent PR people quit? Or were they fired for not getting the required Mar A Lago face surgery?
They were probably fired becuse the Trumps thought they can do a better job. Just like Musks.
I assume that Trump never paid their bills, as he did with his laywers.
Is that a typo or a pun about laywers?
Nah the bad guys just don't care anymore.
Also one of them was bit by a snapping turtle
I've never been legally accused or convicted of speeding at or above 10 mph over the posted speed limit in the state of Kansas
She either hates her dipshit husband or is the srcond dumbest pedophile on the planet.
she said convinced, btw, not convicted.
convinced of a crime.
.....So far
WE DRAW THE LINE AT EMBEZZLING FROM CHILDRENS CANCER CHARITIES!
She's not a gold digger, she's a gold thrower!
I've been thinking about this meme the whole day, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.... i shouldn't,. nah I couldn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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