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[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First, epstein island to distract from the thing.

Second war to distract from epstein island.

Third we're back to epstein island again.

Fourth, coliseum gladiator fight between nepotism babies on Crack (hunter Biden vs trump sons).

Lolz.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

$50 on Hunter, those trump babies look like you could snap 'em over your knee

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

No one has a softer jaw than the children of wealthy people.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hunters done a lot of drugs in his life...his cardiovascular health cant be that strong.

But God knows what drugs the Trump kids have done.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

The trumplings have also spent a soft fat life insulated from anything harder than slapping a maid. Hunter's absolutely had his earrings ripped out

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Blood plasma transfusions from the strongest stock of young healthy peasants does wonders, if you have the means.

The super rich are injecting blood from teenagers to gain ‘immortality’ https://www.bbc.com/bbcthree/article/347828f8-6e7f-4a9b-92ab-95f637a9dc2e

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

What now?They're too good even to f*** the kids?