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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Blood plasma transfusions from the strongest stock of young healthy peasants does wonders, if you have the means.

The super rich are injecting blood from teenagers to gain ‘immortality’ https://www.bbc.com/bbcthree/article/347828f8-6e7f-4a9b-92ab-95f637a9dc2e

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

What now?They're too good even to f*** the kids?