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I’ve never been legally accused of eating an entire sleeve of Oreos at 3 in the morning last night.
Wow only one sleeve? I can't keep oreos around because I'll eat a whole family size container in one sitting.
Don't worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today's "family size" oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.
J'Accuse...!
Is that legal ?
Oh my no. It’s mandatory.
So brave :')
Thin mints.... well ive never denied it.
You think I hate the Girl Scouts for no reason? No reason at all?