These kids know what's up. 
It's true kids. My entire country runs on chewing up workers and spitting out broken bodies. Epstein was just a side show, the real cannibalism is too much for any one porky's appetite.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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America was an English colony and England has historically engaged in literal cannibalism, which is why mummies are a rarity as well as quite a few graves being emptied when the supply of mummies ran dry, it is a very reasonable deduction to say that Americans engaging in cannibalism.
The reason so few mummies exist is also why so many Irish can't trace there ancestory past the 15-1700s; the English ate them.
I thought A Modest Proposal was satire
It was. But he was mocking how people would literally talk about the Irish in English society, so it wasn't too far off.
Oh. I thought that the Irish were forced to eat their own during their genocide with a controlled famine brought about by the English colonizing the island. I'll take a looksy.
A, it's poooooost mortem cannibalization... Yikes
That's such a fucked up history tidbit, eating literal mummies.
They crushed it into powder, called it Mumia and rubbed it on their boners
They also painted with it
They crushed it into powder, called it Mumia and rubbed it on their boners
Hey baby come ride on my mummy boner 
He's gonna send all the English to the cornfield
It's funny because his name is Bill Mumy and he played that kid on that episode of The Twilight Zone
END OF AUTISM RANT
My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!
Long pig jerky
C'mon they're already dead and I doubt prions survive mummification.
Uhhh?? Merely terrestrial ones probably don't, but I mean...sheesh friend, be picky with who you eat out there!
How else do you think we ended up in this mess?!
this mess?!
Shit you've given me a lot to ponder over this teriyaki mummy.
We've all done it. Historically or w/e I guess. It's nbd.
we do
白皮猪一直说中国人吃猫吃狗，现在就应该宣传欧美人吃小孩，很好的反击手段
nice
No no, no slur here, I am a white pig(gy).
我是皮猪人。我一直吃人肉。很可口的。
这叫《长猪肉》
说的太对了。很大的美国人传统。
lmao feels good to be seen
Chinese people ~~think~~ know Americans eat people because of Epstein
that one kid going "elon musk"
There's a reason Lu Xuns novellas are on Marxists.org
You know how in Dark Souls 3 the religious fanatics become cannibals and get really fat?