These kids know what's up. 
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That's such a fucked up history tidbit, eating literal mummies.
They crushed it into powder, called it Mumia and rubbed it on their boners
They also painted with it
Hey baby come ride on my mummy boner
He's gonna send all the English to the cornfield
It's funny because his name is Bill Mumy and he played that kid on that episode of The Twilight Zone
END OF AUTISM RANT
My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!
Long pig jerky
C'mon they're already dead and I doubt prions survive mummification.
Uhhh?? Merely terrestrial ones probably don't, but I mean...sheesh friend, be picky with who you eat out there!
How else do you think we ended up in this mess?!
Shit you've given me a lot to ponder over this teriyaki mummy.