These kids know what's up. 
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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America was an English colony and England has historically engaged in literal cannibalism, which is why mummies are a rarity as well as quite a few graves being emptied when the supply of mummies ran dry, it is a very reasonable deduction to say that Americans engaging in cannibalism.
The reason so few mummies exist is also why so many Irish can't trace there ancestory past the 15-1700s; the English ate them.
I thought A Modest Proposal was satire
It was. But he was mocking how people would literally talk about the Irish in English society, so it wasn't too far off.
Oh. I thought that the Irish were forced to eat their own during their genocide with a controlled famine brought about by the English colonizing the island. I'll take a looksy.
A, it's poooooost mortem cannibalization... Yikes
That's such a fucked up history tidbit, eating literal mummies.
They crushed it into powder, called it Mumia and rubbed it on their boners
They also painted with it
Hey baby come ride on my mummy boner
He's gonna send all the English to the cornfield
It's funny because his name is Bill Mumy and he played that kid on that episode of The Twilight Zone
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My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!
Long pig jerky
C'mon they're already dead and I doubt prions survive mummification.
Uhhh?? Merely terrestrial ones probably don't, but I mean...sheesh friend, be picky with who you eat out there!
How else do you think we ended up in this mess?!
Shit you've given me a lot to ponder over this teriyaki mummy.
We've all done it. Historically or w/e I guess. It's nbd.