I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2026
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"don't worry it'll be in discreet packaging"
Oh my god it looks like a gigantic....
Wang! Pay attention!
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
Willy! What's that?
Well, that looks like a huge...
Cock-a-doodle-doo! That rooster's so loud it's hard to pay attention to this gigantic...
Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT
Friendly.
Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.
How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
must the cylinder remain unharmed?
Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10
It’s impossible to miss something that large
That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods
Damn I'd been looking for my dick all morning
This happens all the time; it's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
Imagine being the trucker.
"I didn't remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!"
are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick
Why didn't she order the large one?
Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.
yeah. like. a big fat dong
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Some people, apparently, haven't heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
You wanted to say my step-mother package......
Why are these always reserved for someone's mother? Why can't they save some for the rest of us :(
Either Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.
It's only like that because it's cold, honest! It's called shrinkage. It's natural, I swear!
I'm sure some of them wouldn't mind.
Dildo for Godzilla?
Godzdildo?
Nah that's mine
Oh I think that’s my dick.