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[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see someone finally embraced the fact that C++ templates are Turing-complete and you don't really need much of the rest.

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[–] addie@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Josuttis's books are normally pretty good, lots of examples and a clear explanation of why you might want to use something, but oof that looks akin to a kick in the essentials.

Even if you've no other reason to update to C++20, the fact that if constexpr gets rid of half the things you'd previously need to use SFINAE for, and concepts gets rid of the other half, makes it well worthwhile. Amazing how much it stops hurting when you stop doing ridiculous things.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

C++ 20? I had to learn and do template metaprogramming on gcc 4.8 😭😭😭

The book is a good book though.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dad's grade 4 teacher used to clobber him real good with a Bible whenever he did normal kid stuff, the Bible can definitely make you cry.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (10 children)

For anyone who doesn't know, this is what linear algebra looks like

[–] Zink@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

y = mx + b

It's algebra. It's linear. 😬

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No way, dude. Thats affine, not algebra, and not linear. Its a lie meant to divide us.

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[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One time at work I was trying to work out a least-squares fit using linear algebra.

I have no background knowledge in linesr algebra, it felt like drawing a pentagram on the floor and chanting in backwards Latin.

[–] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I solved it. Answer hotdog

[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this how Costco keeps their hotdog combo so cheap?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That and the threat of the CEO going full Patrick Bateman on the board.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you got to use numbers? i'm so jealous. we had to use matrices of variables when i learned it

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You've officially lost it.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not a fair example, I know what linear algebra is but can't tell what's going on.

Change of basis would be my guess, but that's pretty basic.

You could've provided something far worse, like a manual construction of the Jordan normal form of a large matrix.

It's been more than a handful of years since I had to learn linear algebra so I am very out of practice, and this was the first image that I saw that made me go, "yeah, that looks about right." I thought I should include some image since I have told people during college that I was in a linear algebra class and several had the same response of, "Really? I learned algebra in high school. Weren't you in calculas last semester?"

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am a freak who really enjoys linear algebra. It's actually quite heartening to discover that even amongst my friend group of weirdos, there are still freaks

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[–] brendansimms@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] versionc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I noped the fuck out of that course. I'm sure it's super interesting and rewarding, but I just couldn't take it mentally at the time.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, The Kittel... one does not survive ethically to solid state physics

This book...I read the whole thing, did most of the problems, and still don't know a thing about abstract algebra.

[–] tauonite@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Java is neat: you just get what you write. There are things that really makes you cry and Java is not among them

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just make the 200 line boiler code setup to make some

system.stuff.thingy.log.println("hello world");

Then it's not compatible with the installed vm.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

Then it's not compatible with the installed vm.

This almost never happens, unless you do very niche things or have unrealistic expectations from your file system.

Niche things include using obsolete cyphers for net communication or running java code on the ibm mainframe, not something you do day to day.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Java has changed a lot since Java 8. Here's a 3-line HelloWorld.java compatible with Java 21+:

void main() {
    System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}
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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you just get what you write.

Every language is like that

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hahaha.. man you have a whole life ahead of you.

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[–] Alk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It makes me cry when modded minecraft uses 100% of my CPU and eats up 20gb of ram. (This is only a little bit java's fault)

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  1. Java should not be used for game engine design. Stop-the-world events and poor shaders support do not help.

  2. JVM eats as much memory as you give it, so try playing with -Xmx param

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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Fine langauage, terrible build tools

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Where the Red Fern Grows

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I remember algebra. x = 2 and all that jazz. Letters and numbers mixed all willy-nilly. Surely the "commutative" part can't make it much worse.

[–] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Everybody giving all these first year engineering books. Real engineers cry when they're doing their CCNA certification.

[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I actually did study for the CCNA and was primed to certify. I decided not to go that route and found myself in a Java class a couple years later. I now don’t use either of those things.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Project Hail Mary legitimately made me cry there towards the end. I watched the movie afterwards and it wasn't nearly as impactful (and I have opinions about the movie, even tho it was decently good), but the book just kicked me in the chest.

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Lessons in chemistry

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

I have that book on my bookshelf. It didn't make me cry nearly as much as some C++ books.

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