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[โ€“] rklm@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Goku: 5 (counting alternate realities, but not counting GT ๐Ÿคฎ)

Dean Winchester: 111

[โ€“] redsand@infosec.pub 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure Kazuma is at 6+ by season 4

To be fair, he deserved it (at least once)

[โ€“] s@piefed.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jean Grey surely doesnโ€™t compare to Phil Coulson

[โ€“] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody stays dead except Uncle Ben.

[โ€“] s@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Wasn't he just copyright protection after Shazam was unveilled?

[โ€“] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ward beats him in that, easily.

I can't remember the context somebody in that series asked May "hey, you never died before, have you?", I just remember that the person was wrong.

[โ€“] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Donโ€™t forget the time the 12th doctor died billions of times.

[โ€“] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"why would you do that?!"

"... I had a duty of care."

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That episode was so dark and bonkers. My favorite of his.

[โ€“] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That was where he was trying to punch through the wall to break out of that prison to get back to Clara right?

I imagine Clara would have that effect on many a person, haha

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, that episode. He died like 100 billions times or something insane. The 12th Doctor had a level of stubbornness that I aspire to lmao.

[โ€“] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

He's a madman with a box! Gotta love him.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, if you die once, come back, and die again you clearly learned nothing.

[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, well that's a fucking egg on my face innit?

[โ€“] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Grabthar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Heck, Jack has him.beat.

[โ€“] wewbull@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh my god! They forgot Kenny.

[โ€“] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

You bastards!

[โ€“] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Um, Dean Winchester?

[โ€“] Cossty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Didn't Doctor Strange die like 14 million times in infinity war?

One death is a tragedy.

14 million? A statistic.

In comes Guiding Light and somehow there would be a character that came back more times than that /s

[โ€“] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

And in his first film, probably more so too

[โ€“] Paddzr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How about not dying to begin with? I'm immortal until proven otherwise.

[โ€“] nightlily@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

I fear we may contribute to the replication crisis proving this one.

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[โ€“] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but then you've got Doctor Who to balance it out.

Alternate take: fool me once, shame on you.

[โ€“] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[โ€“] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Iโ€™d celebrate him over Jesus.

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[โ€“] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 month ago

Buffy... I'm trying to remember the two times. The first one was when we got the second slayer, right? Was that cpr or something? Then she had a season finale / season opener combo with magic where she was depressed afterwards, that one I remember because it felt pretty gut wrenching.

[โ€“] Exatron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Optimus Prime has Jean Grey numbers across the various Transformers continuities.

[โ€“] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Ragebait? It's just a funny meme. Who is supposed to be baited?

[โ€“] ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Sir this is a shitposting meme community.

[โ€“] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Sue Storm is at 1, based on one of the movies, is that canon?

[โ€“] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I sure do love outrage media slowly building contempt for things that shouldn't be in question, like women's rights. Sure do love that.

[โ€“] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] nightlily@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

The love child of Jack White and Jack Black.

[โ€“] Geldaran@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

But two of those are fictional characters... Which two is an exercise left to the reader.

[โ€“] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

John Darksouls: kinda depend.

[โ€“] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Mario J Mario: The OG

[โ€“] ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Was about to say Reiner Braun but then I realized he simply can't be killed.

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