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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

If you don't post your result you're a liberal

https://arzamas.academy/materials/1269

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago

authoritarian <-> democratic

so tired of this bullshit

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

I'm left of the bolsheviks smuglord

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

Filling out quizzes is bourgeois. Everyone who did this is a liberal.

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

See I told you I was the one true leftist

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

I clearly don't know enough about the details of the Russian Revolution for this quiz, I don't know what the political character of the Constituent Assembly or the Dumas were, or what exactly is implied by "a lengthy period of agreement between all democratic forces"

Anyway, that apparently makes me [to the left of] a left SR

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah same, I seem to have misunderstood the question about forming a federal state system as well as the constituent assembly question. Landed myself solidly in the anarchist camp. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I think I've got some learning to do. Reading recommendations, anyone?

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[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

October by China Mievill makes it easier to digest all the different factions.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

Shit I'm a Left SR, it's only a matter of time before I betray you to the reactionary peseantry.

Hold us all at gun point and then ask us to vote

[-] abc@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago
[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Didn't know we had so many infants on Hexbear.

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

smh it still doesn't capture the scale of my leftism

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

far left SR, I'll take it

[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The only question I got "wrong" was the one about democratization of the army where I selected strongly agree instead of agree, close enough

lenin-palace

[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Someone should crosspost these somewhere where more libs will see this. I can't imagine how wild your answers would have to be to end up by the guys whose platform consisted into duping people into thinking that communism meant a gradual, lawful reform into capitalism under the tsar.

the guys whose platform consisted into duping people into thinking that communism meant a gradual, lawful reform into capitalism under the tsar.

Whomst? It isn't the SRs. It isn't the Mensheviks, or at least not any of the Internationalists, Martov's group (Who were very close to Bolsheviks in outlook), and even the defencists didn't think you could achieve socialism by gradual reform under the tsar.
It isn't the Cadets, they weren't socialists.

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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

A bunch of nerd shit qs I just selected neutral for

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

baby i'm an anarchist papyrus-cool

i like that the top left and bottom right quadrants are just empty. really highlights how this split between "social" and "economic" freedom is a fiction born out of the neoliberal turn. even the most authoritarian stalinite tanko-marxist cares more about freedom than the most coked out crypto libertarian.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[-] Saoirse@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[-] Vingst@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago
[-] socialnuju@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Just making sure I'm truly not a liberal!

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Almost the same exact position as me, check my other comment out for my Red Army fan fic.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 15 points 10 months ago

I got anarchists, does this mean I get executed now or later?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Anarchists are comrades too so it's fine

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[-] nemmybun@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] TupamarosShakur@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

left of the bolsheviks ๐Ÿ˜ค

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I am not left enough ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] Snackuleata@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I'm between Bolshevik and Left SR. I don't know what that means.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Haw haw haw

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 10 months ago
[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I'm on the far left of the left SR and a little lower than it. In my head canon, I am one of the left SRs that gets folded into the Bolsheviks after they win, I support the party throughout the Civil War with some frequent criticism, and sometimes in the 1920s speak out too much and get in trouble. Redeem myself by fighting against chad-trotsky 's attempted coup. Spend the rest of the 20s and 30s disengaged from party politics and just try to be involved in my factory job. When ww2 breaks out I'm too old to reenlist, but support the party and country. Continue in my factory job and join the resistance after Nazi occupation, and probably die.

This was fun.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago
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[-] chicory@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Left SR pretty much on the dot

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