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You in front of your screen after watching your mom's VHS tape titled "My little adventures"
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this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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when you go in expecting a smut but its actually a snuff
My siblings weren't actually abortions
Happened to me at the end of my parents' wedding tape. Guess I got to know where I come from 🥲
Why do they always use the wedding tape
It is customary to consume the marriage after the celebrations are done. My question is who filmed it.
Haha, I guess not everyone can say they've witnessed their life all the way from conception
Luckily for my mom, I don't have the tech to play VHS tapes any more. So her adventures are staying on the tape
Can digitise for you
I can send you it and I ask for a verbal summary
In the form of furry fanfic?
Do it in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure.
Damn, dad's dick is still huge
Whatever happened to this dude, did he die? Last I heard his slutty daughter was going on and on about how he was on his deathbed. I assume that was another one of their grifts?
Still alive from what I can tell sadly.
i would be so sad to learn all his bullshit was because he was getting sicker and sicker and just wanting connection. like, he had a degree he's supposed to be smart or something. that's what my degree is supposed to mean shut up.
Bruh why the slut shaming, nothing wrong with a slut
I really wasn't slut shaming, it doesn't bother me. It does bother the Christian freaks that follow Peterson though, so it's an important detail IMO.
Mmmmmm
Using the weapon of the enemy does not make it right, Does it?
Lol, what weapon, calling out hypocrisy?
Shaming women and calling them sluts in derogatory manner?
I couldn't give a shit if she sucked a million dicks and took a thousand creampies. You seem to be the one hyperfixating on her promiscuity. The Petersons are hypocritical grifters and I love calling it out.
There's a Black Mirror episode where something like this happens. It goes harder than what you're imagining now.
I'm pretty rock hard already!
The one with the perfect recall devices that could be projected onto a TV screen?
no - Loch Henry - the documentary one with the Bergerac VHS tapes
That episode caused me to stop watching the show. Not cuz it was bad, just too brutal for Lil old me.
oh man I loved the final shot where he's looking at the thing he gets. So brutally dark.
OP was too lazy to add in the caption
🤨!?
I meant as part of the image. I share memes mostly by directly forwarding the picture, which means losing the caption in cases like this.
Screenshot it with the caption and crop to desired size. Done.
Higher quality and accessibility.
For future use, if you need it:
GIMP is okay, but I do miss Photoshop.
Nope, I will still use my current method of sharing memes.