Republicans when they realize they are “the machine”
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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Wow Paul Ryan really just vanished, huh?
Remember those photos of him posing as working out? So strange.
My theory was that he dipped out of the GOP spotlight to plan his return post-Trump and play the part of the reasonable conservative.
I know this post was supposed to be about "Every breath You take" and "Hey ya", but these days "Born in the USA" and "Fortunate son" sung by conservatives come to mind.
False, they never realize
One of my favorite bands in China released a song called "Hang The Police" over 20 years ago. And they still play it live there. The chorus is going on my sign for no more kings protest this weekend:
Hang the police under his shotgun. Hang the police before we are all murdered.
Everyone when they listen to “Semi-Charmed Life”
But don't say "panties" on the radio! Proceeds to play lyrics about doing crystal meth.
average response to the translated lyrics of the dancing cow song
There's only one thing on my mind five grams of coke, fly away alone to the land of nevermore There are thoughts inside my head when this state will end When I won't be alone Cause white eel* will kick in /x2
Brown sugar by the Rolling Stones. My Sherona.
Doesn't do anything if you don't even speak the language!
My wife really liked the sound of "A Little Piece of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold until I told her what it's about 😂
The lyrics always get a chuckle from me.
My BIL had this moment listening to Copacabana on a vacation one time
"WTF They killed Tony!"
And Lola never completely recovered, became an alcoholic, and she’s still trying to live in her past.
For Barry, the song is pretty dark.
Anyone trying to decipher Deftones lyrics withput the context in Chino's brain.
"I'm horny, want to go for a drive and/or bath?"
Tin soldiers and Nixon coming….
My ordinary life
The curse of language learning
“Pumped up kids”
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