So while login with potato is nice, how would you log in with an calculator? Do a math problem?
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You open your calculator app, launch the integrated Microslop Copilot and try to answer the security questions it generates randomly
Login with hunter2
login with meow :3
Unironically, in the EU with digital IDs it might actually be feasible to do a government ID login.
Sometimes I‘m thinking about hosting a lemmy instance that does that bit would not store your info just to fight the tide of astroturfing.
It’s finally getting more widespread use. I‘ve had a machine readable ID with biometrics for two decades before I was able to actually use it for the first time online.
I was really impressed that I could do my Spanish taxes with my German ID. Other government services don’t support it yet though
Login with sudo
Login with the contents of your .bashrc
login with music
Would prefer "Login with a whistled jaunty lil' tune."
Login with Pass A38 (Asterix reference😏)
Login with browser fingerprint
Are butthole prints supported by the same system?
I don't have a fingerprint reader ...
You don't need a fingerprint reader to have a browser fingerprint. https://amiunique.org/
But my print reader is perfectly fine & I like using it.
I unironically like this.
Validation can where?
Login with log in an inn.
Login with my constant back pain level.
(You enter your value on a scale from 1 to 10.)
Login with a dB reader of the sound my knees make under no particular strain.
Login with your mom 🤣
I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol
PID - ~~personal~~ Potato ID
I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.
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Can I log in with my ass?
No, It must be an ass word, not just your ass
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"Login with your Address"
- Insert address
- Letter is send
- Introduce code from the letter to authenticate
Who will implement this?
24h timeout for security.
Ahahah ah. Germany sends its regards.
Token has expired. Please try again.
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Login with Calculator: For when you don't remember your PIN but you remember how you came up with it
80085
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Yes, you did: OpenID.
I remember when I first read about it (late 2000s? not sure when), I thought it was an awesome idea and surely the web of the future would be full of "log in with OpenID" buttons.
Instead it is now full of "log in with Google", "log in with Facebook", "log in with Microsoft" buttons.
You can’t arbitrarily trust any OpenID implementation. I could easily have authelia report that I am schnurrito and the app has no way to confirm that.
It is just a framework. OpenID en OIDC are probably used by those companies to federate user access.
What PDF should I use to log in?
It's key-based client authentication. Just open your SSH key's .pub file in Microsoft Publisher, then export to PDF.
Ah of course. And I could use a clip art of a key too
yes
Login with passwd.
Me: 1234
Software: ACCES DENIED! THIS WILL BE REPORTED!
It is missing the Brazilian gov.br login.
Also the Hungarian Digital Citizen idp.
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