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You're missing at least five (media.piefed.zip)

submitted 17 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Login with your mom 🤣

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a big fan of "Login with a potato" lol

[–] nimisnimi@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

PID - ~~personal~~ Potato ID

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm digging 'login with caution.' I like to think it's mostly the same generic login page but with 'Warning: you are logging into site X. This will involve the use of your sensitive login credentials. Take precautions against their loss or theft.' and yellow/black hazard tape borders on every div.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I agree with that one. That was actually the first one that caught my eye for the same reason. Something about login with a potato is just hilarious to me for some reason.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

A unique identifier potato.

"THIS IS MY POTATO!

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Finally a kind of biometric login that I can get behind.