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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] violet08@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (3 children)

yes it s really me not an impersonator

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago

I need to get out more because I recognise the reference

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey cool, someone else also uses Voyager in dark mode on iOS! 😎

[–] python@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh, why'd you switch? Not that world is bad, but why world of all places? :0

[–] violet08@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (12 children)

honestly deleting my account was a spur of the moment thing. then i got bored cause no other platform satisfies my pseudoblogging needs like this one. i went with this instance for my new account cause it’s the biggest/most popular & it was the first one that came to mind.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Thank you for replying and it is great to see you back to shitposting again. It is a breath of fresh air with all the politics and tech posts.

Thanks for coming back. It sucks a lot more here without your shitposting :)

deleting it gets rid of its posts and comments

it's all lost now

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 1 month ago

What about PieFed?

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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the difference between instances? I was under the impression there was no functional difference?

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Different policies and rules mostly. Lemmy.ml has a ton of weirdly pro Russia and China admins on it. Very tankie Stalinist. blahaj.zone Is really nicely queer friendly. dbzer0.com has a cool anarchist hacker culture etc.

For me the problem I have with lemmy.ml is that that if you disagree with Russia’s invasion on one news community you’ll find yourself banned from the Linux community.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That explains why people have been hostile to me by default even though I presented a balanced front (in my eyes)

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yahhhhh. It’s a rough situation to be a non tankie on a tankie instance.

The issue is that a lot? a majority? a great majority? of users there have very β€œout there” opinions and more and more of them are trying to be more subtle about it.


Avg .ml user: Long winded post about why war is bad

Avg responder: I agree war should be avoided for the harm it causes.

Avg .ml user: Therefore we all must support Russia against the imperialist Ukrainians!

Avg responder: Russia started the war. Why should we support them?

Avg .ml user: Because NATO forced Russia to invade. In reality it was NATOs fault!

Avg responder: I wasted my time here. No point in arguing.

The average non .ml user has been through this or seen this enough to be cautious of seemingly reasonable balanced arguments from .ml users.

I totally get staying, but personally if I woke up and my account was on .ml I would move.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I have found blahaj to be... Exclusionary in the usual lgtqa ways.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, if you feel excluded by shitposters on a website, imagine how excluded you would feel being lgbtqa in a country where 40% of people think you are an evil disgusting degenerate who will go to hell forever.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Don't have to imagine dude.

Now imagine living somewhere where 75%of people belong to the same damn cult and about half of people want to kill you because your existence disproves their culty religion.

[–] mholiv@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (14 children)

Yup! They work really hard to create a strong queer space. That means they work hard to exclude bigotry and the like, even in its micro aggression form.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

Ugh. This is still the issue with Lemmy, confusing instances, somewhat random federations, strong cultural differences.

I used to like my instance but now it is done.

Just constantly a mess to be social here.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

some admins have their heads further up their asses. on world you're less likely to interact with them

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[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

World is bad. Why world of all places?

guessI saw some people saying violet's old instance was a troll instance and that's proof she's not who she says she is. Weird but okay. I guess world is the most normal instance, and the intent is to dispel those accusations.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Aren't we all just trolling ourselves, at some level?

I used to have an account on Today and it gets janky every once in a while and just goes down for an hour or two. I literally did the same.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

No, not since the war

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

that's what the cloth is holding up...

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[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

welcome back

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 14 points 1 month ago

The use case of the dumptruck.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Ahhh, that's what they mean by "she took everything from me".

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

This is actually clever, because the ass acts as a counterweight to the other possessions, saving you from having to actively lift any weight.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

I saw this knew, this was violet08. You good?

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I noticed the lack of violet and was worried

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Welcome back

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago

her resurrection was foretold, she's the One

We missed you!

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Violet just enjoys having the baby emoji next to her name

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Welcome back!!

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

She has what they call a chariot.

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