this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

She has what they call a chariot.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

If only! If she had that junk, she's taking all of yours that she can before she go.

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Welcome back!!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

that's what the cloth is holding up...

No, not since the war

[–] violet08@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

yes it s really me not an impersonator

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i wish you many undeodorized pits on this blessed day

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

I need to get out more because I recognise the reference

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey cool, someone else also uses Voyager in dark mode on iOS! 😎

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

her resurrection was foretold, she's the One

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 14 points 1 day ago

The use case of the dumptruck.

[–] python@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (29 children)

Oh, why'd you switch? Not that world is bad, but why world of all places? :0

[–] violet08@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (12 children)

honestly deleting my account was a spur of the moment thing. then i got bored cause no other platform satisfies my pseudoblogging needs like this one. i went with this instance for my new account cause it’s the biggest/most popular & it was the first one that came to mind.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Thank you for replying and it is great to see you back to shitposting again. It is a breath of fresh air with all the politics and tech posts.

deleting it gets rid of its posts and comments

it's all lost now

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

This is actually clever, because the ass acts as a counterweight to the other possessions, saving you from having to actively lift any weight.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

I saw this knew, this was violet08. You good?

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

welcome back

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 1 day ago

Ahhh, that's what they mean by "she took everything from me".

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Welcome back

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I noticed the lack of violet and was worried

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