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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

A shoutout to steve1989! For eating US Civil War Hard Tack and Boer War canned Bully Beef! And every WW2 ration he can get.

He sure can wax poetic about the flavors of each one.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I find it amusing how sometimes he disappears for a few months and everyone assumes he's dead from botulism. Also funny how he still apparently lives in a room in his mom's house despite having millions of youtube subscribers.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

Let's get that out onto a tray...

Nice.

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

Waxed pretty poetic about the botulism that one time too. Great content though.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Way too many people in the comments thinking they're serious.

This is top tier shitposting.

[–] interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Way too many comments saying way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

ITT: way too many comments.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No, we need fewer com ... shit.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We need more comments and we need less [sic] comments!

+1 for the sic.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

I say this to my wife any time we watch a movie with animals in it!

[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

I love witty comments

[–] mech@feddit.org 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

A worthy successor to Ken M

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 17 hours ago

We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 6 points 18 hours ago

That's nearly 55 rpm

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Made me laugh out loud. Is this a reference to how ppl usually comment on old laugh tracks "we are listening to dead people" ? 😂

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Soon to be featured at Golden Corral.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck, I opened the can, and it went MOO...

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's clearly not ready yet

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

C'mon. Where's your sense of adventure?

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 20 hours ago

yum botulism.

[–] seathru@quokk.au 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Let's get this out onto a tray."

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