Hold up...is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog's hand?
In what context does this even exist?? π
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
343 points (99.7% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
39377 readers
4464 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Drugs are a hellva drug.
I mean... gestures broadly at Chicago
Apparently it's from a restaurant in Chicago.
"Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?"
That's just a normal hotdog then lol
I really don't understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don't look at my fingers and think "DICKS!!!Β‘!" and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat....
Yeah, nevermind. I get it.
Sometimes a cigar is just a representation of your desire to kill your father and fornicate with your mother.
"Iβve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises Itβs funny to say they are small, itβs funny to say they are big. Iβve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, βHey, look at me! Iβm Mr. So-And-So Dick! Iβve got such-and-such for a penis!β I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
load more comments
(1 replies)
That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.
You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a "flail":
That was a relatively recent invention
Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.
Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000β21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.
load more comments
(4 replies)
Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL
Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.
Chickens
You've never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?
You wouldn't milk a chicken, would you?
You don't know my life.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Udder confusion
Chickens do not have udders.
not with that attitude.
Guess what?
Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80βs rock band.
Or a couch fucking VP.
Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.
The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:
I want breast implants on my wiener.
rib it for pleasure
Those are all naturals
Is that the inverse of shitting dick nipples?
Look further down
Alvin and the Titdogs
WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG ππ π€©
And a wiener!
It's taking a dump. Titties and scat.
You are what your main ingredient is.
Nah that's its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin' ass.
Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn't procreate.
Life, uh, life finds a way
You're welcome
That's a challenging wank
Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection? Because that's what will happen if these cloning companies have their way!
load more comments
(1 replies)
It IS supposed to be hot...
And a wiener.
view more: next βΊ