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Afroman Wins Verdict Rejecting Lawsuit Filed by Ohio Cops Over Mocking Music Videos
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They stole his mama's lemon poundcake ffs, that's wild cruelty.
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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You know, none of this shit would be remotely funny if Afroman didn't have such a devilish sense of humour.
I'm glad reality/the justice system didn't pull a fuckaroo in the face of his righteous confidence.
The justice system did everything it could to fuck him over. The judge was trying to convince the jury against him because he knew the cops, but Afroman is charismatic enough and had such a clear moral standing that they aquitted him anyways lol
Jury nullification folks
It wasn't even that, the decision was unanimous lol
And the jury did as they were supposed to do. Determine if he committed an offense against the cops. He obviously didn't, so they acquitted him.
Not necessary when the lawsuit is obvious nonsense.
The cops didn't help themselves at all. The judge might have been biased af, and he was, but those cops kept telling on themselves. Afromans lawyer got the one on the stand that was claiming defamation and he asked the cop straight up, is it a false statement and the cop said, I DONT KNOW lmao. Afromans lawyer was running circles around the cops and the judge was so annoyed.
is it part of the verdict that they help him repair his door?
unfortunately this was them suing him because he embarrassed the fuck out of them in public, so at most (and probably not) they'd be on the hook for some of his court fees.
i was going to shoot the sheriff but i got high.
the best part of all this is that during the trial officer Randy (Son of a Bitch) Walters had to state under oath that he does not, in fact, know for certain whether or not Afroman fucked his wife lmao
Schroedingers cuck
If that guy appeared in a movie - you'd know he was the worst person imaginable. You'd expect him to do something horrible like kick a friendly dog.
The video in question
CW misogyny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4AiuqQpB1U
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they'd be on the hook for some of his court fees.
Even if they were on the hook his legal fees... Does their liability insurance cover this? I know cops really don't mind being taken to court because their premiums are never raised but idk
I'm sure it's paid by the taxpayers one way or another
People mailed 100s of lemon pound cakes to Officer Poundcake's office. Lmao
Even when they loose, they win.
should've been 
mail
He should celebrate by making a music video mocking this trial.
i HOGHLY recommend people find the clips of this court case up, there’s a bunch on social media. It’s some world class trolling from Afroman and his lawyers.
The testimony the judge asks for definitely gives me confidence that the cop Brian Newland is not a pedophile like his brother. /s
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
~~ Randy Walters is a sunnova ~~