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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know, none of this shit would be remotely funny if Afroman didn't have such a devilish sense of humour.

I'm glad reality/the justice system didn't pull a fuckaroo in the face of his righteous confidence.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The justice system did everything it could to fuck him over. The judge was trying to convince the jury against him because he knew the cops, but Afroman is charismatic enough and had such a clear moral standing that they aquitted him anyways lol

[–] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wasn't even that, the decision was unanimous lol

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

And the jury did as they were supposed to do. Determine if he committed an offense against the cops. He obviously didn't, so they acquitted him.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Not necessary when the lawsuit is obvious nonsense.

The cops didn't help themselves at all. The judge might have been biased af, and he was, but those cops kept telling on themselves. Afromans lawyer got the one on the stand that was claiming defamation and he asked the cop straight up, is it a false statement and the cop said, I DONT KNOW lmao. Afromans lawyer was running circles around the cops and the judge was so annoyed.