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I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.
...mom?
I like how it appears that you've just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
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It's fine. We'll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn't happen again please.
At least I still have my gayges....
that was just my name in college
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My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
Give it some hot sauce for the +
You forgot the quinoa.
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it's gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
Because I'm not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How's it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I'm asking the hard questions are you?
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Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I'll still let it be in my mouth.
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Guess I can change dinner to hot soup instead of gayzpacho
Try the cream of sum yung gai.
cream of sum yung gai.
tried it in the 90s when i was in my experimental phase
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
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We have traditional foods?
Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
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What's a traditional queer meal?
As a gay man, Olive Garden's "Pasta e Fagioli" comes to mind.
But are you traditionally gay?
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Ass.
Uhhhh... In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
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Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08
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I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
Quiche then: "What are you, some kinda homo? Gaaaaaaaay!"
Quiche now: "Bro, look, I meal prepped my breakfast for the week. Protien bro!"
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Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to "YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS" and nice, sweet things like these...
Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you're butt hurt because you don't like my food them find a therapist
I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!
Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.
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I'll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart's content. You can pry my Bush's from my cold, dead hands.
Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?
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What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?
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kfc has quesadillas?
In some places there are combo-stores of the big Yum Food brands...KFC, TacoBell, Pizza Hut. Usually just 2.
These are increasingly rare but the off-menu combination of items you can order is insane.
You want a popcorn chicken cheesy gordita crunch?
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