So no more morning bannas in my ass 😞
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08
Are hot dogs gay?
Hot dogs, brauts, really any kind of sausage. Also zucchini, carrots, you better believe egg plants are right out.
soooo....is rainbow sherbet safe?
Only if you eat it in the closet
Does that mean no trans fats?
Wtf is it with these exclusionary people always have to "YOU CANNOY HAVE DREADLOCKS THST IS RACIST EHITE PEOPLE NEVER HAD DREADS" and nice, sweet things like these...
Fuck you, I do what I want to do and if you're butt hurt because you don't like my food them find a therapist
Fuck you, I do what I want
And you will be heckled accordingly
Posts like this are proof positive of Dead Internet Theory, because surely no human could be this oblivious to an obvious joke
I have asked four black people I know about whites wearing dreadlocks. The answers ranged from my cousin‘s Nigerian wife; „Haha, nah, it’s fine.“ to my neighbor „That’s something only white women care about“.
It’s a step on the spiral of moral purity, that doesn’t actually improve the life of any black person.
Black dude whose hair cannot produce dreads: also don't care. It's a hair style.
As a black dude with dreads I don't care about white ppl with dreads. I just need you all to stop assuming I'm rasta or I'll sell you weed
Ok, but do you have weed?
For reference, I look like John Lennon with longer hair and I definitely have weed. So the stereotype about me is 100% true.
I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!
Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.
By that logic you can't call ppl out on anything because jerks are gonna be jerks. If ppl didnt call jerks out on their bullshit minstrel shows would still be a thing
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What's a traditional queer meal?
estrogen burger
Mr Brains Pork [redacted]
Fudge.
I thought only packed fudge was queer.... dam have I been appropriating?
Just load after load of heavy whipping cream
As a gay man, Olive Garden's "Pasta e Fagioli" comes to mind.
Is there hotdogs in it?
do you think maybe you enjoy going to Olive Garden not for the pasta, but due to the abandonment issues you have with your family?
after all, when you go to Olive Garden, you're family.
Thankfully, hubby makes a great copycat of the OG version.
But are you traditionally gay?
Ass.
Penises
Uhhhh... In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
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Making it easy to recycle by separating the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.
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My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
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