ChonkyOwlbear

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

How did I know the fact that Ahmed Al Ahmed, the hero who stopped the shooter, being Muslim as well wouldn't matter to Republicans?

Racists look for any chance to be racist.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe we can do an eternal flame kind of thing, except a constant stream of piss.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mmm...coconut oil.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

There are dozens of us!

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Or the Holy Trinity of Cajun and creole cooking, celery, onions, and bell pepper.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Scientology of course!

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I've seen enough HGTV to know the answer is always shiplap.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If you want a religion that follows conventional laws of thermodynamics, Christianity is not for you.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (7 children)

The idea was that the heart of Hell was cold because it was the furthest from Gods love.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Falling in love is not a choice. Staying in love is a choice.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Check out an app called Karrot. It's basically craigslist but you periodically have to confirm your location, so you know all items are local. It also has a shockingly accurate photo identification and pricing feature.

 

The government uses the Whiskey Rebellion as justification, ignoring that is both before police existed in the US and before the Posse Commitatus Act was passed.

 
 
 

I pay all my bills online so I'm used to navigating logins and payment apps. I never have nearly as much trouble paying credit card bills.

My password wasn't working, so I tried recovery. The recovery asked for my email, birthdate, zip code, and last 4 digits of my SSN. All things I know well, but they say it's wrong. Now I'm locked out of my account for the 2nd time in two days....

I almost think it's a conspiracy to enable charging people more late fees.

 

Luna is a 3 year old standard poodle. We have had her for 3 weeks and I already can't imagine life without her.

 
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